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#1481 Lps

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Posted 15 February 2009 - 11:45 AM

Getting water in my ears after swimming - I really hate that.


http://www.proplugs.com/

I use 'em when diving as i often get atrocious pain via infections in the outer canal (£12 well spent) thumbsup


p.s. get the clear one's, the red one's make people stare funnily at you :blush:

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Posted 15 February 2009 - 12:47 PM

Thanks for that - I do have a set of blue ones ... and I too have experienced the 'funny looks' :lol: so I've not been using them and I pay the price everytime I swim. So tonight - I will wear my blue things with pride ... they will totally clash against the red and black goggles ... still ladies only so I won't be turning the ususal heads (not that I look these days) ;)

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Posted 15 February 2009 - 01:03 PM

how long it takes to get parts from america :angry2:

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Posted 15 February 2009 - 01:07 PM

how long it takes to get parts from america :angry2:


longer it does more money you save on petrol :D
you have some lovely pics to keep your eyes watery didnt realized you like them so much
will get some more soon to keep you happy ;)

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Posted 15 February 2009 - 01:11 PM

another thing that gets on my tits is crazyfrog sending me hairy french porn :lol: haha

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Posted 15 February 2009 - 01:13 PM

:sick: smooth thumbsup

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Posted 15 February 2009 - 01:14 PM

whats your email address ian? just want to send you some information about a vx.... :lol:

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 03:56 PM

Well as an update the lugs didn't go down well. The ladies night was RAMMED. Slow lanes quite empty but the fast lane was full of people swimming ... slow. So myself and another two girlies decided to up the pace and over take a little much to the annoyance of one lady who asked the life guard to ask us to leave. She was politely asked to change lanes, but refused. So ... we had to go.vThe other ladies were ok about being overtaken and were polite by letting us go in front for turn starts etc :) (I get dreadful cramp if I have to twist off from the wrong side) So what got on her tits? Blatantly the clashing goggles and ear plugs :lol: We were trying to be respectful but 10 peeps in that lane when the others is shallow water would suit them better? Hmm. I will stick to the rough nights :lol:

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Posted 27 February 2009 - 05:12 PM

1. Is 'I've searched but couldn't find anything' added automatically to posts these days? :unsure: If you're gonna bullshit - be a bit more convincing :lol: And making the sentence more convoluted, eg 'I've searched and found similar issues but not really the exact same thing and no-one came to a precise conclusion and it was a long time ago so I'd just like to check', isn't any more convincing than 'I'm too lazy to find the answer to my question myself'.

2. Never really felt the Gregg's thread before, but by God I am now. Should I breath in or out next? :rolleyes:

3. Items in food-on-the-move, eg a salad dressing sachet, that require scissors to open them

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Posted 27 February 2009 - 08:44 PM

Relatively petty I know, But my back is pissing me off now....being diagnosed (after many years) with AS was bad enough....but now i've taken the drugs for a week or so i've had a (bad) reaction to them and have spent 10 minutes of EVERY hour for the last three days on the crapper* I think my ringpiece must now resemble a scaled down piles balloon that has been burst :rolleyes: I'll stop there, it gets far worse (use your own imagination :rolleyes: ) WGOYT#2 It's been done before I think....but... Iggy Pop. Passenger = genius Selling car insurance/time with your man baps out = pleasefuckoff * stopped taking the pills for the time being, and vino will see me pissed/arsed before midnight Testing..... How many times did I avoid the swear filter there? :rolleyes:

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Posted 27 February 2009 - 09:15 PM

That Iggy Pop ad makes me feel violated and utterly utterly nauseous :sick: :sick: :sick: He has the most revolting, malnourished, prune-like body that really needs to be put away :sick:

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Posted 27 February 2009 - 10:51 PM

I have not read all 75 pages so I'm sure this has been listed but having spent 4 hours on the M6 today ( not in the VX ) MIDDLE LANE DRIVERS!!! :9mm: :saw: It's not a slow lane, a middle lane ( for tossers ) and then a fast lane It's the left lane and then two over taking lanes!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rant I class myself as a good driver so wont under take or tail gate but you end up being driven to dispair :angry2:

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 08:51 PM

Duffy - everything about her

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 08:35 AM

Duffy - everything about her



yeah, tiny, fit blonde bint with a tidy behind.


slut.


good job she's Welsh.

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 08:44 AM

Duffy - everything about her


Hell yeah, Duffer is right up there with Katie Melua :9mm:

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 08:50 AM

the current exchange rate :lol: one ofthe many main things that get on my tits is why i cant control the tv with mind power

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 09:38 AM

the current exchange rate :lol:

one ofthe many main things that get on my tits is why i cant control the tv with mind power


have you not tried cellotaping the remote to your face, then simply headbutting the wall when you want to change channel?

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 04:13 PM

Hell yeah, Duffer is right up there with Katie Melua :9mm:

I concur - they both have faces you want to punch, and voices you need to silence...

one ofthe many main things that get on my tits is why i cant control the tv with mind power

:lol:

have you not tried cellotaping the remote to your face, then simply headbutting the wall when you want to change channel?

PMSL :groupjump:

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 04:17 PM

head butting the wall would involve moving thus failing my master plan!

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 04:20 PM

How about head-butting the palm of your hand? Into the bargain you get mystery channel shuffle...




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