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#1501 Lps

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 07:23 PM

How about head-butting the palm of your hand? Into the bargain you get mystery channel shuffle...


judging by the calendar thread his hands have already been on the "mystery shuffle" today the durty little bleeder!

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 07:24 PM

"I've searched but i can't find it" you Sir are clearly a lying fucktard. from this day forth that will now be my standard reply whenever i see that posted in a thread. You have been warned.

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 07:27 PM

How about head-butting the palm of your hand? Into the bargain you get mystery channel shuffle...


judging by the calendar thread his hands have already been on the "mystery shuffle" today the durty little bleeder!


lol what do you mean by that?

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 07:32 PM

How about head-butting the palm of your hand? Into the bargain you get mystery channel shuffle...


judging by the calendar thread his hands have already been on the "mystery shuffle" today the durty little bleeder!


lol what do you mean by that?


Eeerrrr

who really gives a toss?

im going to go masturbate over this very very naughty calender now... :lol:



remind me not to shake your hand at North Weald :lol:

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 07:35 PM

Eeerrrr

who really gives a toss?

im going to go masturbate over this very very naughty calender now... :lol:



remind me not to shake your hand at North Weald :lol:


:lol: dont shake my hand if i got the calender in the other :lol:

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 07:52 PM

Old people driving cars and not understanding that they are supposed to drive between the white lines not across them :9mm:

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Posted 07 March 2009 - 08:59 AM

"I've searched but i can't find it"



you Sir are clearly a lying fucktard.


from this day forth that will now be my standard reply whenever i see that posted in a thread.


You have been warned.



well that didnt last long, my first opportunity used already!

amazing.

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Posted 07 March 2009 - 10:25 AM

People with zero understanding of the concept of a community driven forum.  In a lot of cases I would assume a new visitor to a site such as this is in need of assistance for the product this site is aimed at, and the drive that makes these people visit sites like this is usually an immediate requirement for information to save money so reading T&C's, Forum Policy and any other posts that don't directly relate to the question they need answering is superfluous to their requirements.  I'm sure with a little TLC these people will understand they need to do a bit of leg work to get answers to their questions once they have settled in..  but given the attitudes of certain members of this site I doubt they'd ever stick around long to get to that stage. If you're having trouble understanding the point I am trying to make, firstly I apologise for your stupidity and secondly consider the following scenario and your preferred response..: You visit your doctor owing to your ailment which carries lots of symptoms and your doctors first response is: 1) Have you checked on google to save me the bother of having to guess what might be wrong with you? or 2) Ok Sir, take a seat, lets see what we can do for you.

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Posted 17 March 2009 - 09:46 PM

Putting stripes on VX's :sick: .... please, think of the children :(!!

Note: Before I am :9mm: the above is just my opinion :ninja:

Edited by snowwhite, 17 March 2009 - 09:46 PM.


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Posted 17 March 2009 - 09:50 PM

Changing duvet covers - especially on a king size duvet. A whole world of mess and Krypton Factor-like frustration

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Posted 17 March 2009 - 09:56 PM

newbies who wants vx parts for pennies and cant even reply to pm ............
go to douglas valley thats what i say top price top parts :glare:

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Posted 17 March 2009 - 09:56 PM

Changing duvet covers - especially on a king size duvet. A whole world of mess and Krypton Factor-like frustration



did you get into the duvet cover to get the duvet in??? I used to as a kid lol.





currently on my breasts is the severe lack of work start date...

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Posted 17 March 2009 - 09:57 PM

Changing duvet covers - especially on a king size duvet. A whole world of mess and Krypton Factor-like frustration

I must be the only person in the world who likes changing sheets :lol: I find it methodical and rewarding, getting the duvet perfectly pulled out and flat inside the sheet, perfectly straight on the bed, all the pillows plumped and stacked....... ready to be ruined when I jump in later :lol:

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Posted 17 March 2009 - 09:59 PM

I must be the only person in the world who likes changing sheets :lol: I find it methodical and rewarding, getting the duvet perfectly pulled out and flat inside the sheet, perfectly straight on the bed, all the pillows plumped and stacked....... ready to be ruined when I jump in later :lol:

dont do the bed rule number one the wife does :D i only sleep in it anyway ;)

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Posted 17 March 2009 - 10:08 PM

newbies who wants vx parts for pennies and cant even reply to pm ............
go to douglas valley thats what i say top price top parts :glare:

Sod 'em then :P

currently on my breasts is the severe lack of work start date...

Least you have a job lined up (not having a dig, just trying to put a bit of positive on it :) ).... not have a date would really annoy me too though! Not being able to plan anything or think too far ahead, frustrating as hell :(

dont do the bed rule number one the wife does :D i only sleep in it anyway ;)

I don't have one of these mythical "wife" things that certain members are always banging on about. From what I can gather they appear to require a lot of money, time and effort, and yet seem to give very little reward (at least this is how they are portrayed :P!) My VX takes up all my spare money, time and effort, does it count as a wife?? :lol:

Edited by snowwhite, 17 March 2009 - 10:08 PM.


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Posted 17 March 2009 - 10:55 PM

Changing duvet covers - especially on a king size duvet. A whole world of mess and Krypton Factor-like frustration

I must be the only person in the world who likes changing sheets :lol: I find it methodical and rewarding, getting the duvet perfectly pulled out and flat inside the sheet, perfectly straight on the bed, all the pillows plumped and stacked....... ready to be ruined when I jump in later :lol:


I had en ex that audibly laughed at me trying to fit a duvet cover.....I mean, I thought I knew it all after a grounding at boarding school and having to do my bed linen changing from the age of nine :rolleyes:

10 minutes later I had mastered the 'inside out' duvet cover technique, and I never looked back. Right up until the point I met somebody who knew the same and owns a dishwasher :rolleyes:

Anyways, while I'm here....

Pood poisoning.

I ate something (god knows what) a month ago, and I'm still suffering. Good god I just checked and that and I said the same on the 27th of Feb :(

All the drugs I was taking to combat my AS have now been royally flushed out, so after three weeks of days/nights on the crapper
I can't stand up or sit down.

Trips to the toilet now have a whole new meaning.

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Posted 24 March 2009 - 11:49 AM

F***ing eBay :angry: :angry: :angry: :flame: :9mm: on so many levels, but today's reason: member since 2001, 100% feedback, surprised to find out last night that I can't list more than 12 items* for sale. Emailed them to apply to have the restriction lifted, and they replied with 'We've looked through the history of your account, and decided to leave your selling limits as they are for now. In the meantime, the best thing you can do is keep building a positive selling history on eBay.' *And now I've discovered that it's 10, and two items are showing live in My eBay but aren't coming up in search results due to being over my limit - even though there was no notification when I listed them. The auctions would have ended without a sale, and presumably I'd still have been charged for the listing :angry: Wtf else would you like me to do other than be a member for 8 years and have 100% feedback ( a ); and ( b ) why the hell would I want to 'keep building a positive selling history on eBay' when you come out with this nonsense - hardly an incentive is it, you morons. Always held the view that eBay favours dishonest people who know how to work the system; and punishes honest people less in the know. Will continue to hold it :angry: Oh, and never mind fuel gauge bingo - eBay listings bingo: guaranteed you'll wake up the day after putting stuff up for sale to find at least one of your listings has been pulled for some spurious reason chosen from their arsenal of millions. rant

Edited by Yellow_or_black?, 24 March 2009 - 12:43 PM.


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Posted 24 March 2009 - 02:59 PM

r@nt

Ohhh. Ten things of a particular type. Well that makes it better :rolleyes:

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Posted 24 March 2009 - 04:34 PM

:grouphug:

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Posted 24 March 2009 - 04:44 PM

abs problem so i dont have a speedo god really doesnt want me to get an MOT :lol:




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