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[The Batman]

strangely i dont think you will have any neighbours

[AliM]

how old biddyish would it be if i went round and asked him to turn it down??

[The Batman]

get a broom and bang the ceiling

[AliM]

get a broom and bang the ceiling

not sure my ceiling could cope lol

[The Batman]

elwood and jake blues get arrested

[slindborg]

Just watching ross kemp in search of pirates. Now I've never watched his programs, but oh my word its so fcuking annoying to see them subtitling the nigerian people who speak better english than most northeners.

[m4t7y]

Not sure if it's been mentioned? On ferry and phone too slow for me to be bothered to check "I want a poo at Pauls house" Who comes up with adverts like that?

[Coral flash]

Not sure if it's been mentioned? On ferry and phone too slow for me to be bothered to check

"I want a poo at Pauls house"

Who comes up with adverts like that?

Have to agree, that one makes me cringe, I just think "Do you want a dump or what?"
Bet this isn't one the ad author brags about in the pub.

IIRC someone on here is an Advertising Biz insider: Who takes the 'credit' for this gem??

[Yellow_or_black?]

Can't stand that ad - makes me cringe every time. How it got past a concept is beyond me. Getting a mouthful of crunchy limescale in with your tea (not my kettle, I hasten to add)

[DarrylB]

Getting a mouthful of crunchy limescale in with your tea (not my kettle, I hasten to add)

I de-scaled the kettle here at work for this very reason!

Middle lane cruisers have recently started to boil my blood, 4 of the buggers were on the M25 last night, all in a row - not another car in sight - yet they decided that the middle lane at 70mph was for them. I made a point of flashing each of them

I might get a big sign stuck on the back of the car that says: Contrary to your driving style, in the country we drive on left!!

[Yellow_or_black?]

I made a point of flashing each of them

I too have recently adopted this mode of driving On the way down to Fab's, I lost count of how many times I flashed - bear in mind it was what, 4.30 in the morning and the roads were empty The 4 lane section of the M1 is the biggest waste of time and money ever. I've yet to see a car in the first lane - it's just lorries; and hoggers spread themselves out across the remaining three

A couple of months ago, some women (not old) was happy as larry in the fourth lane, bumbling along doing 70 mph, if that. There was a constant stream of cars flashing and then undercutting her (yes, the third lane was empty), and she didn't even bat an eyelid I know because I did the same, and glared at her as I went past on her left - she just stared ahead and carried on as she was...

Edited by Yellow_or_black?, 18 June 2009 - 10:00 AM.

[jazzyjeff]

Getting a mouthful of crunchy limescale in with your tea (not my kettle, I hasten to add)

Ugh, I get that all the time!

It stems from systemic ignorance of how to efficiently boil water. They seem to do it at every office I work at.

The drones fill the kettle to brimming then pour only one cup's worth (wondering why it has taken over five minutes to boil..? ) then keep reboiling the same water over and over and over and over until it tastes rank and has chucked out so many bits you could replace an entire packet of cornflakes with the stuff I got told off once because I rinsed the kettle out and tipped out a load of this cr*p and they blamed that for clogging the sink waste. Well if they didn't cause the problem in the first place!!!

I tell them that if they only fill and boil enough water for what they need they will save boiling time, save energy (lower bills/more fluffy bunnies in the fields), less scale etc. but will they listen? No!

JJ

PS oh and f***ing well rinse your teaspoons after you've used them instead of leaving them stuck to the worktop attracting fluff and flies you revolting scumbags! I bet you all lick the pages too!!!

[and breathe]

[Yellow_or_black?]

The anus' who just water bombed me as they drove past What are we back in Le Mans? Don't mind the soggy part, yes head to toe white, but they missed the iPhone - but it fricking well hurt. The balloon exploded on my upper arm, and now it's an attractive shade of red and bruised. fcuking losers

[TurboTomato]

The music at my gym. I swear they haven't changed 75% of it since I joined over a year ago. It's driving me insane. Particular annoyances at the moment include that song where someone is singing about raindrops in a chipmunk-style voice (I just want to throw the nearest bit of equipment at the speakers) and one that bangs on about (possibly 50 Cent or someone like that?) 'at night' with a big fat bass line. It's annoying me just thinking about them Perhaps it's to wind me up into a frenzy so that I can lift heavier weights...

[Yellow_or_black?]

Girls with hair extensions who are permanenetly digging about their head fiddling with them - it just looks like you have fleas people!

[saxman]

cheap chinese flutes from netto that people expect me to repair,that never worked when they left the factory,hate them hatem hate them....

[TurboTomato]

cheap chinese flutes from netto that people expect me to repair,that never worked when they left the factory,hate them hatem hate them....

Is this some sort of metaphor?

If not, congratulations for the most random post on this thread

[saxman]

no pun intended,just crap flutes for 50quid ,compared to some of the solid gold ones i work on that ar shedloadsa dosh.the chinese are good at copying other peoples stuff and making it cheap but not often workig,just wondering what price a chinese vx

Edited by saxman, 15 July 2009 - 09:47 AM.

[iceman]

What gets on my nerves?... When you unexpectedly stumble across a film just starting and am waiting to see what it's called... ..''in full Technicolor. Produced in association with..Whilst on location at..A film based on..Staring..etc etc..''... .. JUST HURRY-UP AND TELL ME THE DARN NAME WILL YOU ..

[Nomoreskirts]

The programme that is currently on BBC Three Oh my god Nice to know the future of the country is in good hands