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[siztenboots]

You know what, whilst I was typing that out - I could hear you going 'Make your own' - no kidding

if it was me, it would have been "grow your own"

[amanda]

Hello there H I am great thanks I miss the good old days to be honest, I had a great laugh Hope you are well & happy also What gets on my tits - Poor management!!!!!!!

Edited by amanda, 26 September 2009 - 08:07 AM.

[Simply the Best]

Peopole who decieve others knowingly then lie to them anyway even though the lie is totally obvious My best friend at work moving to London in 4 weeks leaving me Not being able to give accurate information to people on my team because I'm not superhuman and I really don't have all the answers for everything Having to get older, feeling awful about it (along with all the wrinkled/unattractive vibes) and trying to be 'happy happy' when inside you just want to hide and wish for yesteryear Being ill, knowing it and hiding it from everyone when they really should know Tiny buttons on my camera which really do make life so very difficult So yeah - pretty upset right now. As ususal good old internet post attempts to cleanse my evils

[mandarinvx]

Knowing that the only daylight I shall see all day is whilst sat behind my desk at work Grrrr

[Crazyfrog (Fab)]

Knowing that the only daylight I shall see all day is whilst sat behind my desk at work

Grrrr

you don't work 7 days a week

[darronwall]

white fat on bacon,hard fried eggs,cheap cheese,horrible wine,people with no sence of humour,thick people,benefit spongers,my cat,arthritis,bad debtors,benefit spongers,cheap beans,getting old,not having a massive knob,hangovers,dogshit,happy people(you know the ones,always chirpy),cockneys,benefit spongers,timewasters,kfc,sloppy workmanship,oh and benefit spongers! and most americans,x factor,strictly cum thing,big brother,any retard that lives for watching the previous,and benefit spongers

Edited by darronwall, 21 October 2009 - 08:40 PM.

[Crazyfrog (Fab)]

white fat on bacon,hard fried eggs,cheap cheese,horrible wine,people with no sence of humour,thick people,benefit spongers,my cat,arthritis,bad debtors,benefit spongers,cheap beans,getting old,not having a massive knob,hangovers,dogshit,happy people(you know the ones,always chirpy),cockneys,benefit spongers,timewasters,kfc,sloppy workmanship,oh and benefit spongers!

and most americans,x factor,strictly cum thing,big brother,any retard that lives for watching the previous,and benefit spongers

i know the feeling lol

[Simply the Best]

Indeed. Just breathing is getting on my tits!!!

[Ouchie]

Having a filing, leaving half my face numb and dribbling like a loon. Then paying for the pleasure.

Indeed. Just breathing is getting on my tits!!!

The alternative would bring a real downer to an otherwise mediocre day though.

[p4cks]

People who reply with a quote when theres a photo in it. Once is enough thank you.

Two years on and no fcuking improvement.

[Darcini]

white fat on bacon,hard fried eggs,cheap cheese,horrible wine,people with no sence of humour,thick people,benefit spongers,my cat,arthritis,bad debtors,benefit spongers,cheap beans,getting old,
not having a massive knob ,hangovers,dogshit,happy people(you know the ones,always chirpy),cockneys,benefit spongers,timewasters,kfc,sloppy workmanship,oh and benefit spongers!

and most americans,x factor,strictly cum thing,big brother,any retard that lives for watching the previous,and benefit spongers

And to cap it all, did you know benefit spongers have massive knobs?

[Zoobeef]

canned laughter




If comedy needs fake laughter to tell us when to laugh, then it's not funny!!

Is that the same as say the live studio audience on Red Dwarf as i think that fits beautifully to make a classic programme



Also, the forum clock still, so near yet so far

[Mangham54]

canned laughter




If comedy needs fake laughter to tell us when to laugh, then it's not funny!!

LOL <- Die b1tch!

[jazzyjeff]

Indeed. Just breathing is getting on my tits!!!

Try lifting your head?

JJ

[p4cks]

Massive sigs. No one is that interested in whatever the fcuk you have there anyway.

[AliM]

The phrase 'you can't run a VX on £5'.

[The Batman]

The phrase 'you can't run a VX on £5'.

its not a phrase its a fact

[AliM]

its not a phrase its a fact

Yes it may be true, but it's more the context in which the phrase is used on the forum.

Anyway, it still f*cks me right off.

Edited by AliM, 24 October 2009 - 02:00 PM.