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[turbobob]

Having the same conversation over and over with petrol station attendents.

"nice car love, what is it?"

"it's a vauxhall VX220"

"Oh right, how much was it?"



why? why do they need to know how much my car was? are they goigng to rush out and buy one? probably not, so why ask?


Also, while i'm here... going into said petrol station some crazy tramp asked me if i had any spare change, so i said i'd pay for my petrol and see him on the way out. So i did, gave him some money and he called me a c*nt!! how much did he frickin want??

What did you give him, $10 Zimbabwean ?

[p4cks]

STOP QUOTING PHOTOS IN YOUR REPLIES YOU IDIOTS!

[LY_Scott]

BEING AT WORK ON A SATURDAY NIGHT WHEN THERE IS JUST NO NEED!!!!

[haggi961]

BEING AT WORK ON A SATURDAY NIGHT WHEN THERE IS JUST NO NEED!!!!

i feel for you mate and at this time to, its no good for your health lol

[LY_Scott]

STUPID FOOKING BOXING

[tim king]

BMW Drivers.
Caravaners.
Work.
$hit Weather.
Traffic.
That you cannot by a family pack of beef monster munch.



Thanks for letting me get that out

all of wot you said and fu*ing of roaders

[AliM]

STOP QUOTING PHOTOS IN YOUR REPLIES YOU IDIOTS!

so full of charm Mr Pack

[LY_Scott]

The one time a super hot girl asks me for my number and I have a girlfriend. Why doesn't it happen when I'm single?!

You are a stronger man than me.

[Yellow_or_black?]

Calories wasted on cheap, nasty chocolate Stupidly convoluted unsubscribing-from-junk-email processes, which then add insult to injury by sending you an email to confirm you are unsubscribed And which then don't work anyway, because you get the same blooming email the next month

[TurboTomato]

BMW Drivers.

Thanks for letting me get that out

I resent this.

Extra points for quoting a post over 4 years old

[NickA]

It's really annoying that it's almost Christmas and not one single hot blooded male has posted up a picture of their better half/girl friend/one nighter wearing a sexy Mrs Santa outfit.. c'mon chaps, I need inspiration for my missus's prezzy!

[Yellow_or_black?]

The endless filler pages in magazines devoted to '101 great Christmas presents under a fiver', or '101 great Christmas presents under £100', or '50 Christmas presents your mother will love', followed by '50 Christmas presents your sister will love', followed by '50 Christmas presents your boyfriend will love', followed by '50 Christmas presents your budgie will love'...

[Yellow_or_black?]

my missus's

It's Mrs', MRS'!

Although it's a rubbish term anyway and should be banned!

Edited by Yellow_or_black?, 10 December 2009 - 04:55 PM.

[Kieran B]

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[Yellow_or_black?]

Massive overuse of the terms 'rep mobile' and 'bullet proof' on here, and usually in posts which seem to be written by rote Which leads me onto: information which is wheeled out by rote, and of which the poster has no direct experience or knowledge, but which is presented by them as fact. Just because someone else said it, doesn't make it fact - they may well have done exactly what you did...That's how incorrect information gets propounded. If you only read it on here - say you read it on here

[slindborg]

I heard from numbereous sources that vx220 wheels are square, not round... therefore its FACT! Todays wab grabber is stealing the other halfs car for the day and finding out its empty of most fluids.. thanks.

[Yellow_or_black?]

I heard from numerous sources that you're a knob...