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[willow]

what a way to come back from a break:- Councils fcuking resurfacing roads when they are not needed - loose chippings and company car bmw's who think that the little stones they throw up when they hoon past you in a 10mph limit wont hurt anyone oh, and Slovakian Solicitors

[iceman]

the relaxing break was obviously a great success willow and! breath..

[TurboTomato]

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[willow]

the relaxing break was obviously a great success willow    

say no more - the mountain retreat is in the buidling

and this is something that doesnt get on my tits! really really doesnt get on my tits - its been a few years coming but we did it

edit: cuz i just wants chuffed enough!

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[2GOOD]

having to go to work on a monday morning

Try working in a Sunday,when there's a VX meet on not too far away

[iceman]

the relaxing break was obviously a great success willow    

say no more - the mountain retreat is in the buidling

well done that man another rung up the ladder

and this is something that doesnt get on my tits! really really doesnt get on my tits    - its been a few years coming but we did it 

edit: cuz i just wants chuffed enough!

sounds like it's all been worth the hard work hope it all works-out mate


.. now!..where's my free holiday

(probably in the same place as your free washing machine)

[waverunner]

Mercedes drivers who do the limo run between Heathrow and central London and think they own the M4 Green cycle lanes that no one ever uses and just take up road space The M4 bus lane Politicians Civil servants who don't live in the real world and try to tell us how to run our lives Not having won anything on the lottery for months The price of beer Living in one of the most heavily taxed and most regulated coutries in the world People who sponge off the state Overseas call centres

[iceman]

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100% and so eloquently put

[willow]

.. now!..where's my free holiday

(probably in the same place as your free washing machine)

im sure we could make the two meet up!!! - i need a washing machine haha

[iceman]

let me know where/when and i'll try to sort you out

[JimH]

That whole "shooting innocent people dead" thing has been getting on my nerves for a week or so.

[iceman]

..(on a relevant note) 'the compensation cuture'

[JimH]

relevant? I didn't realise it was to be relevant. Anyway. Cars that run on anything but petrol.

[iceman]

sorry..twas made unclear by myself the 'relevance' was in reference to your shooting comment i just knew!! one of the first things i was going to hear, was the family screaming for compensation and aportioning blame on the policemen involved

[TurboTomato]

Having to try 4 times to just send a text message ffs I live on the edge of a town in a big housing estate, not in the middle of fcuking nowhere Really gets on my tits, especially when I'm trying to text those of the fairer sex Vodafone

[iceman]

perhaps you should stand on a chair

[hunt_the_fox]

What get on my tits is Vauxhall and opel. I mean how hard can it be- get a car and service it without damaging it. get a car and diagnose a problem without costing the owner hundreds of unnecessay pounds and stress. Please stop me before I go and buy a Scoobie!

[LazyDonkey]

Sh*t sub-contractors that our f*cking stupid council use to "fix" the roads. They build a new roundabout on my way to work - not a problem normally - only in the name of art they put the black arrows at the centre using different coloured bricks... .....which they didn't fix properly so they keep falling and clouting cars. So they've now shut one lane of the roundabout for A WHOLE WEEK to fix it. This added 20 mins to my 25 min commute this morning - rubbish. Oh FFS, just do it at night or something. oh and while im in here - traffic lights on roundabouts - i mean what the f*ck? Surely the WHOLE POINT OF ROUNDABOUTS IS YOU DONT NEED LIGHTS ....and relax

[jules_s]

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My sentiments exactly

Lights on roundabouts? too right just wait until they start white lining the roundabouts too

[TurboTomato]

perhaps you should stand on a chair    

I've tried shaking it upside down but it doesn't help

And throwing it across the room....... that doesn't help either but it does make you feel better

Edited by TurboTomato, 01 August 2005 - 11:01 AM.