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#1861 Yellow_or_black?

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Posted 20 March 2010 - 01:13 PM

this new craze of charging an admin bloody fee for everything

Oh, this is quite brilliant. Streetcar are now charging 95p if you make, amend or cancel a booking over the 'phone (as opposed to via the internet or their iPhone app) :blink:

They charged me 95p today for telling me that the van I booked was going to be available half an hour later than I requested, since the person having it before me was going to be late :9mm: Needless to say, a 'phone call was made...

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Posted 21 March 2010 - 05:59 PM

hangovers.... full stop.

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Posted 24 March 2010 - 12:51 AM

'One way' traffic control ramps :9mm: :9mm: In car park exits :9mm: :9mm: I'm saying no more except - poor little Vaughan :( :grouphug: get well soon xx

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Posted 24 March 2010 - 06:04 AM

twats that drive along a 60mph road at 35mph who then flash at you (lights for clarity) or sound the horn

If you want to dawdle along fine but don't get pissed if I don't want to join in

Even more irritating is that when they reach a village you slow to 30mph and they carry on at 35-40mph!
It's the middle lane driver on the rural roads...too feckin lazy to pay attention to whats going on around them
Take their car and give them a bus pass...winkers


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living in a rural area I come across this example of f**kwittery on a daily basis...the version that trumps this however is the dozy nutsacks that buy a rangerover (or similar school wagon) and to avoid scratching it drive in the middle of the road at 35 mph so you cant overtake and the accelerate as they go into a 30 limit....

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Posted 24 March 2010 - 04:02 PM

poor little Vaughan :( :grouphug: get well soon xx

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I'm particularly fond of drivers who speed up just to flash/beep you - like the one yesterday who put his foot down, so he could hoot at me as I was reversing a van out of a driveway - even though he saw me from metres and metres away :beat:

The utter utter ejit in a van today, who decided he'd pull out of the side-road I was turning a van into - and cut across the front of me as I was turning. To boot, him and his 'bird' decided to give us black looks :o :9mm: I was so astounded, I couldn't find the beeper - and just sat there in the middle of the road with my mouth open. Even my father was absolutely astounded and speechless

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Posted 29 March 2010 - 06:46 PM

Noobs who roll up and bang on about what cheap mods they can do. What's wrong with the car as it is? Or drive it and get to enjoy, and know, it for a while - then change what you feel needs changing, or what you want to. If you don't know what you want to change, then don't change anything :rolleyes: :angry2:

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Posted 30 March 2010 - 09:22 PM

The stupid Halifax adverts are getting worse...ISA ISA BABY Grrrrrrrrrrrrr

#1868 Yellow_or_black?

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Posted 30 March 2010 - 09:29 PM

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Posted 30 March 2010 - 09:32 PM

People who go back on their word ;)

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Posted 30 March 2010 - 09:41 PM

I didn't promise anything. I simply said 'You first'. I didn't say 'Me after' :lol: Ask your Derby chum ;) Don't remember the previous what-do-you-all-look-like thread?

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Posted 30 March 2010 - 10:20 PM

I give up. It's like a cross between Play School and Barry Boys on here these days :(

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Posted 31 March 2010 - 07:19 AM

The fact that it's the last day in March and there is a facking blizzard going on outside :blink:

#1873 VXT Tim

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Posted 31 March 2010 - 07:45 AM

I give up. It's like a cross between Play School and Barry Boys on here these days :(


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Posted 31 March 2010 - 08:02 AM

I particularily dislike people who tart their cars up visually instead of actually making them go better. It simply reveals their insecurity and preteciousness... :glare: I await a flaming now!

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Posted 31 March 2010 - 05:58 PM

rant my renault traffic breaks down so i take it to the garage, 2 weeks later it goes to the renault dealership as the first company cannot fix it?!?! anyway fair enough i can understand that... another 2 weeks later, your van is ready, the undertray is broken though... plus your number plate is broken?!? ok... whatever just let me have my van back. just drove it and feck me its a death trap!!! it jerks from 2k rpm to 3k rpm then completely dies and shuts down above 3k rpm so i lose all power, steering brakes etc... FECKING GREAT!!!!!! :rant:

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 06:36 AM

Those "THINK BIKE" adverts..... if silly fukstain power rangers didnt deliberately sit in my fcuking blindspot they wouldnt have anything to bitch about. It is now why I try to block a filtering bike so I know exactly where the fuk is. Oh and learn to corner faster you fairys, anyone can go fast in a straight line :lol:

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 05:55 PM

At the minute, the weather!

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 08:34 PM

Solicitors and Estate Agents who take weeks to complete a few forms :closedeyes:

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Posted 02 April 2010 - 06:34 AM

the BBC changing the shitting schedule on cbeebies in a big way for some shitty new programs.... it wasnt broken so dont try to fcuking fix it! thundercunts

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Posted 02 April 2010 - 07:17 AM

the BBC changing the shitting schedule on cbeebies in a big way for some shitty new programs.... it wasnt broken so dont try to fcuking fix it! thundercunts

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