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What Gets On Your Tits?

Started by willow , Jul 05 2005 12:46 PM

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#1901 Bargi

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Posted 16 April 2010 - 02:54 PM

The forum capitalizing the first letter of each word and lower-casing all the others in the subject of posts. Bit poo when you've got a car forum where there's heaps of abreviations like ABS, ECU and RPM which become Abs, Ecu, and Rpm

Edited by Bargi, 16 April 2010 - 02:54 PM.

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#1902 The Batman

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 06:48 PM

when driving with roof off, it sounds like the drivers side engine mount had gone so swapped it for a new one... took it out for a spin with the roof on and it is blatently the pax engine mount grrrrrr!!! rant

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#1903 vocky

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 08:03 PM

people who come round to collect some timber and leave engine oil on my drive from their dodgy works van :angry2:

don't try to deny it Joe

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#1904 darronwall

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 08:20 PM

pet dander,what the fcuk is pet dander!

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#1905 AliM

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Posted 24 May 2010 - 08:24 PM

when driving with roof off, it sounds like the drivers side engine mount had gone so swapped it for a new one... took it out for a spin with the roof on and it is blatently the pax engine mount grrrrrr!!!

that'll be my fault :rolleyes:

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#1906 jazzyjeff

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Posted 27 May 2010 - 11:22 AM

My colleague's doing that finger licking page turning thing again...! :angry:

Ugh! STOP IIIIITTT!!!! :sick:

JJ

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#1907 luke.

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Posted 04 June 2010 - 07:11 PM

When someone tries to tell you that they know everything about our own cars. Has anybody else had this?? Today it was a middle aged man who said ''well clarkson recons its a great car apart from the lack of power and the badge on it'' does he not think that I didn't read basically every review before I purchased my vx. But no jezzas best buddy who works in a shop knows more about my car than I do rant

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#1908 Zoobeef

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Posted 04 June 2010 - 07:17 PM

Was looking for this thread earlier. I hate it when i sit in the 48 degree heat between the best tanning hours of 12 and 2 and my bloody book falls apart because the glue melts :beat:

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#1909 Duncan_F

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Posted 06 June 2010 - 10:54 AM

I've just noticed that on my Supercar calendar the text underneath the picture says "Lamborghini Murcielago LP640 Roadster" but the picture of said car isn't a convertible. Muppets.

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#1910 AliM

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Posted 06 June 2010 - 10:56 AM

I've just noticed that on my Supercar calendar the text underneath the picture says "Lamborghini Murcielago LP640 Roadster" but the picture of said car isn't a convertible.

Muppets.

geek

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#1911 Duncan_F

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Posted 06 June 2010 - 11:00 AM

geek

I can't really defend that.

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#1912 VXT Tim

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Posted 07 June 2010 - 09:12 PM

"were just passing by" sh** fcuking bollocks maccy d's advert!

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#1913 The Knobs

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Posted 07 June 2010 - 09:40 PM

Drug dealers :9mm:

How do they fcuking get away with it, Cnuts !!!

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#1914 The Batman

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Posted 10 June 2010 - 03:17 PM

Drug dealers How do they fcuking get away with it, Cnuts !!!

because timbo keeps buying it

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#1915 The Batman

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Posted 10 June 2010 - 03:17 PM

turning up to an exam a day earlier :beat:

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#1916 LY_Scott

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Posted 10 June 2010 - 04:17 PM

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#1917 TheHood

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Posted 11 June 2010 - 03:34 PM

Those fcuking horns the South Africans are constantly blowing in the opening world cup match. It's like some form of CIA torture. If they do that during the England matches I swear to christ I'm going to kick the telly in! Oh wait, I better not do that - its shop stock :lol:

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#1918 XXX

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Posted 11 June 2010 - 03:44 PM

Those fcuking horns the South Africans are constantly blowing in the opening world cup match.

It's like some form of CIA torture.

If they do that during the England matches I swear to christ I'm going to kick the telly in!

Oh wait, I better not do that - its shop stock

As camera panned round earlier I spotted a random woman in crowd sporting a pair of ear-defenders. She had the right idea.... chinky chinky