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[Duncan_F]

Those fcuking horns the South Africans are constantly blowing in the opening world cup match.

It's like some form of CIA torture.

Now think how even more annoying it is when people start donwloading the vuvuzuela app for their i-phones and start playing it in the office.

Oh, and just to make things worse, I understand that Tesco's have ordered a load of stock and will be selling them over here very shortly, so expect them to be making an annoying appearance at stadiums all round the country next season.

[slindborg]

stolen from viz With enough KY a Vuvuzela can be insterted into a South African currently getting on my man boobs is the freaking headache I have, and also the faff it appears to be trying to find a 2nd hand car to buy... seems that when someone has an advert up it really means they DONT want to sell

[iceman]

..currently getting on my man boobs is the freaking headache I have, and also the faff it appears to be trying to find a 2nd hand car to buy... seems that when someone has an advert up it really means they DONT want to sell

Get well soon sir...

[iceman]

Overweight middle aged men in football shirts/kits, what the fcuk do they think they look like ?

You must really be enjoying the world cup fever then. More guts on show than a German beer festival

[LY_Scott]

James Corden. I want to punch him hard in his fat face. Complete bellend.

[Mike (Cliffie)]

James Corden. I want to punch him hard in his fat face. Complete bellend.

So it is not just me. Thank Christ for that.

What a smug twat he is. He writes a sort of amusing sitcom for BBC2 (I am told it was sort of amusing; never watched it myself) and he thinks he is the next Rowan Atkinson and is suddenly invited to the opening of an envelope.

Oh just fcuk off you Z list idiot and go fiddle with Jodie Marsh (another one that gets on my tits).

[slindborg]

Asian and Arab used-car 'dealers'.... fcuking describe what you have as a piece of sh** rather than taking some clever photographs and missing 90% of the useful info suggesting its a dog. westerners arent 100% innocent either but altest they are obviously sly

[turbobob]

Asian and Arab used-car 'dealers'.... fcuking describe what you have as a piece of sh** rather than taking some clever photographs and missing 90% of the useful info suggesting its a dog.

westerners arent 100% innocent either but altest they are obviously sly

I went out my way to travel from Derby to Peterbrough. Car was a crock of sh**. Cnut!!!! BTW, not just clever phtographs, but not even of the car for sale

[turbobob]

Dickheads who take a full shopping trolley through the 20 items or less self service checkouts. Then can't even fcuking use them. Wankers!!!!

[turbobob]

Fucktards who go to cashpoints and fcuk around. Card in, stare at screen for 5 mins. Press wrong button. Retrieve card. Repeat process. fcuk off out of my way, I want cash, I don't want a fcuking view of the back of your dumb ass head.

[turbobob]

Mongs at petrol stations. They get petrol, go pay, get back in car, and .... and fcuk knows what they do. Get in the car, start it and go you pillocks, other people are waiting!!!!

[LY_Scott]

Fucktards who go to cashpoints and fcuk around. Card in, stare at screen for 5 mins. Press wrong button. Retrieve card. Repeat process. fcuk off out of my way, I want cash, I don't want a fcuking view of the back of your dumb ass head.

I've no idea why people take sooo long at cash machines. wtf are you doing people!!

[techieboy]

Along the same lines as turbobob's - women in supermarkets or shops who once they get to the till and everything is rung up act surprised when the assistant asks them to pay. Cue 5 minutes of fcuking around in a handbag and then purse before deciding they haven't got enough cash, no matter how deep they dig, before then pulling out a debit card. FFS, you've been stood in the queue for 10 minutes waiting for the people in front to pay, don't tell me it's come as a surprise when you have to do the same. Get your fcuking debit card out in advance.

[G-Bob]

Fucktards who go to cashpoints and fcuk around. Card in, stare at screen for 5 mins. Press wrong button. Retrieve card. Repeat process. fcuk off out of my way, I want cash, I don't want a fcuking view of the back of your dumb ass head.

There's been times I've been waiting at cashline machines behind people and I was sure that they were applying for a mortgage on the bloody thing. Twats!

[siztenboots]

people that fill up with petrol then do their entire weeks shopping at the BP M+S Express

[slindborg]

dickhead palstic car owners who take ages to get the last bit of the tank filled without hosing fuel all down the side of the car

[techieboy]

dickhead palstic car owners who take ages to get the last bit of the tank filled without hosing fuel all down the side of the car

Yeah, those fcukers do my head in as well.

[Ouchie]

Women who are in their 4030's (apparently) who use txtspeak...on a dating website...claiming to be intelligent. Computer says NO.


People who don't write specification documents and think that a phone conversation is better than an email or proper document when rattling through a list of requirements. Time spent talking is not better than time spent thinking unless the sound of your own voice is like an angel and even then it doesn't get the f*cking job done

[Judderman]

everything

[Mike (Cliffie)]

People who go to petrol stations to buy food/bread/milk/newspapers/mobile top ups etc. and no fcuking petrol. I don't stand in front of them in the bank buying frozen peas do I... No! So fcuk off to Tesco or Sainsbury.