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#1941 siztenboots

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 03:24 PM

chavs filling up with 2L on their stupid mini moto's :flame:

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 08:42 PM

Generally, being caught in the 'down in the dumps' rut Posted Image

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 08:46 PM

My insomnia. Over a month now and not a decent nights sleep. The Tamazepam make me pass out but then give me really vivid dreams and I wake up.

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 08:49 PM

The people who just barge you out of the way and refuse to filter in turn when two lanes become one. Had one woman so close today, I knocked on her door and asked if she intended on driving over me. She just sucked her teeth and told me not to touch her car. I could have got out, taken my wheel brace out of my boot and smashed every fcuking window on her car.

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 08:51 PM

Generally, being caught in the 'down in the dumps' rut Posted Image

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Julian, go do the thing that you love most, get out in the VX and cheer yourself up.

we have a peaks meet coming up on the 25th, you should join us :)

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 08:51 PM

Digital TV. Just joined the 21st century and gone digital. We now have 70 something channels of absolute crap, only thing worth watching was a 10 year old Mock the Week. That's how poor it is. I mean, the only thing worth looking at is an out of date current affairs programme. WTF is Gay Rabbit, I didn't even dare go on that one.

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 08:51 PM

My insomnia. Over a month now and not a decent nights sleep.

The Tamazepam make me pass out but then give me really vivid dreams and I wake up.



You have my sympathy. Sleep deprivation is a very hard pill to swallow (pun intended). There are alternatives to tamazepam, have you consulted your doctor regarding it's effects and asked for information on possible changes? Posted Image


Hoping you find a balance and manage some decent sleep soon [/grouphug]

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 08:52 PM

The people who just barge you out of the way and refuse to filter in turn when two lanes become one.

Had one woman so close today, I knocked on her door and asked if she intended on driving over me. She just sucked her teeth and told me not to touch her car.

I could have got out, taken my wheel brace out of my boot and smashed every fcuking window on her car.


You would have been better just undoing the wheel nuts on her car.... Can't be charged for that and would fcuk her day up properly getting her hands dirty or just having to get the manky spanner out of her boot.

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 08:52 PM

Digital TV.

Just joined the 21st century and gone digital.

We now have 70 something channels of absolute crap, only thing worth watching was a 10 year old Mock the Week. That's how poor it is. I mean, the only thing worth looking at is an out of date current affairs programme.

WTF is Gay Rabbit, I didn't even dare go on that one.

oh dear Cliffie, you are a grump today! :grouphug:

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 08:53 PM

Digital TV.

Just joined the 21st century and gone digital.

We now have 70 something channels of absolute crap, only thing worth watching was a 10 year old Mock the Week. That's how poor it is. I mean, the only thing worth looking at is an out of date current affairs programme.

WTF is Gay Rabbit, I didn't even dare go on that one.


Not somewhere I would venture either, I tell thee!

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 08:55 PM

Sooters, why oh why oh why do these kids ride their scooters with theur helmets undone and their feet on the pillion pegs. Do they really think that look like they are riding a sports bike? Twats. And why do they fit those horrible pipes, all they do is sound louder, they do fcuk all to the top speed, they still only do 29mph... FFS give it up and catch a bus. Had one this morning who thought by taking his mirrors off, he could reduce drag and do 31mph. Instead all he did was wobble down the road, nearly collecting an oncoming Vectra whilst craning his scrawny neck round to oggle the VX. Pillock. Still I guess the gene pool will deepen if they all end up under busses. Hate them all the same.

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 09:01 PM


Generally, being caught in the 'down in the dumps' rut Posted Image


[/grouphug]

Julian, go do the thing that you love most, get out in the VX and cheer yourself up.

we have a peaks meet coming up on the 25th, you should join us Posted Image



[/grouphug returned]..I still get the message saying 'you are not allowed to use this image extension on this board' whenever i try to use that smilie or quote a post with it in (silly forum glitches).

I would go for a spin now and definitely join you if i could (many thanks for the thought/invite Ali) but i have warped my front drivers side brake disc or something. I've no idea what has happened but nat and adam are going to have a look at it for me in a couple of weeks, so i'm dead in the water untill it's diagnosed and sorted.

I hope that you all have a lovely and safe time though.

Best regards...

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 09:04 PM

Still I guess the gene pool will deepen if they all end up under busses.


Sorry, but the gene pool in the UK is progressively narrowing to be just CNUTS.

The day those who work can afford to have kids will the day this country gets back on track.... At the moment all we have is work shy bastards and mongs producing generation after generation of fcuking inept work-shy tossers sapping the UK workforce of National Insurance payments to sit on their fcuking fat arses smoking cigarettes and filling up the Cancer Clinics with their diseased 13yo lungs.


Ooooh I feel better for that!


CNUTS

Edited by Mangham54, 14 July 2010 - 09:05 PM.


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Posted 14 July 2010 - 09:05 PM

I would go for a spin now and definitely join you if i could (many thanks for the thought/invite Ali) but i have warped my front drivers side brake disc or something. I've no idea what has happened but nat and adam are going to have a look at it for me in a couple of weeks, so i'm dead in the water untill it's diagnosed and sorted.

:( bummer,

I'm sure you'll get it sorted with mr & mrs vx on the case! Hope you're back on the road asap

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 09:07 PM



Generally, being caught in the 'down in the dumps' rut Posted Image


[/grouphug]

Julian, go do the thing that you love most, get out in the VX and cheer yourself up.

we have a peaks meet coming up on the 25th, you should join us Posted Image



[/grouphug returned]..I still get the message saying 'you are not allowed to use this image extension on this board' whenever i try to use that smilie or quote a post with it in (silly forum glitches).

I would go for a spin now and definitely join you if i could (many thanks for the thought/invite Ali) but i have warped my front drivers side brake disc or something. I've no idea what has happened but nat and adam are going to have a look at it for me in a couple of weeks, so i'm dead in the water untill it's diagnosed and sorted.

I hope that you all have a lovely and safe time though.

Best regards...



I know you are not particular comfortable in doing any work yourself.... but seriously changing a disc is no more difficult (it turns out) than making beans on toast. Actually I think the later actually has more steps involved and actually even takes longer.

Come on my man... pull your thumb out Posted Image

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 09:11 PM

The day those who work can afford to have kids will the day this country gets back on track.... At the moment all we have is work shy bastards and mongs producing generation after generation of fcuking inept work-shy tossers sapping the UK workforce of National Insurance payments to sit on their fcuking fat arses smoking cigarettes and filling up the Cancer Clinics with their diseased 13yo lungs.


:lol: if only it wasn't true :(

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 09:14 PM


I would go for a spin now and definitely join you if i could (many thanks for the thought/invite Ali) but i have warped my front drivers side brake disc or something. I've no idea what has happened but nat and adam are going to have a look at it for me in a couple of weeks, so i'm dead in the water untill it's diagnosed and sorted.

Posted Image bummer,

I'm sure you'll get it sorted with mr & mrs vx on the case! Hope you're back on the road asap

Posted Image I'm sure that they have enough on their plates already without a needy icey but it's a testament to what total stars they are that they're making time to help (bless them both) Posted Image

Thank You Ali. I hope to be able to make it to a meet soon (in my nice shinny baby) Posted Image

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 09:19 PM




Generally, being caught in the 'down in the dumps' rut Posted Image


[/grouphug]

Julian, go do the thing that you love most, get out in the VX and cheer yourself up.

we have a peaks meet coming up on the 25th, you should join us Posted Image



[/grouphug returned]..I still get the message saying 'you are not allowed to use this image extension on this board' whenever i try to use that smilie or quote a post with it in (silly forum glitches).

I would go for a spin now and definitely join you if i could (many thanks for the thought/invite Ali) but i have warped my front drivers side brake disc or something. I've no idea what has happened but nat and adam are going to have a look at it for me in a couple of weeks, so i'm dead in the water untill it's diagnosed and sorted.

I hope that you all have a lovely and safe time though.

Best regards...



I know you are not particular comfortable in doing any work yourself.... but seriously changing a disc is no more difficult (it turns out) than making beans on toast. Actually I think the later actually has more steps involved and actually even takes longer.

Come on my man... pull your thumb out Posted Image



Many thanks for the gentle push in the right direction sir Posted Image

Not only am i lacking a single bone of confidence in my ability but neither do i have the (any at all) tools or space/room to do it in if i did [/lacking in oh so many departments] Posted Image Posted Image

#1959 Mangham54

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 09:22 PM





Generally, being caught in the 'down in the dumps' rut Posted Image


[/grouphug]

Julian, go do the thing that you love most, get out in the VX and cheer yourself up.

we have a peaks meet coming up on the 25th, you should join us Posted Image



[/grouphug returned]..I still get the message saying 'you are not allowed to use this image extension on this board' whenever i try to use that smilie or quote a post with it in (silly forum glitches).

I would go for a spin now and definitely join you if i could (many thanks for the thought/invite Ali) but i have warped my front drivers side brake disc or something. I've no idea what has happened but nat and adam are going to have a look at it for me in a couple of weeks, so i'm dead in the water untill it's diagnosed and sorted.

I hope that you all have a lovely and safe time though.

Best regards...



I know you are not particular comfortable in doing any work yourself.... but seriously changing a disc is no more difficult (it turns out) than making beans on toast. Actually I think the later actually has more steps involved and actually even takes longer.

Come on my man... pull your thumb out Posted Image



Many thanks for the gentle push in the right direction sir Posted Image

Not only am i lacking a single bone of confidence in my ability but neither do i have the (any at all) tools or space/room to do it in if i did [/lacking in oh so many departments] Posted Image Posted Image


If you were a little closer I would have been there tomorrow night all kitted up ready to find a Supermarket CarPark to work in. Posted Image

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 09:26 PM






Generally, being caught in the 'down in the dumps' rut Posted Image


[/grouphug]

Julian, go do the thing that you love most, get out in the VX and cheer yourself up.

we have a peaks meet coming up on the 25th, you should join us Posted Image



[/grouphug returned]..I still get the message saying 'you are not allowed to use this image extension on this board' whenever i try to use that smilie or quote a post with it in (silly forum glitches).

I would go for a spin now and definitely join you if i could (many thanks for the thought/invite Ali) but i have warped my front drivers side brake disc or something. I've no idea what has happened but nat and adam are going to have a look at it for me in a couple of weeks, so i'm dead in the water untill it's diagnosed and sorted.

I hope that you all have a lovely and safe time though.

Best regards...



I know you are not particular comfortable in doing any work yourself.... but seriously changing a disc is no more difficult (it turns out) than making beans on toast. Actually I think the later actually has more steps involved and actually even takes longer.

Come on my man... pull your thumb out Posted Image



Many thanks for the gentle push in the right direction sir Posted Image

Not only am i lacking a single bone of confidence in my ability but neither do i have the (any at all) tools or space/room to do it in if i did [/lacking in oh so many departments] Posted Image Posted Image


If you were a little closer I would have been there tomorrow night all kitted up ready to find a Supermarket CarPark to work in. Posted Image

Bless your kind heart for the thought/sentiment my friend. You're a good man. Thank you Posted Image Posted Image




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