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[Richy]

[CocoPops]

PMSL at this thread!

[Vespillo]

LMAO

[ad172]

Right I've sent back a response 'Well you don't have to apologise for your mum. I think its very amusing! So she tells me that you are 25, a teacher and blonde. Is that right' I'm hoping now that she replies with - and a right dirty slag. Or even a photo which I am determined to get !!! We can play spot the difference then with R1CHY's photo!! adam

Edited by ad172, 27 July 2005 - 02:49 PM.

[jules_s]

Or even a photo which I am determined to get !!! We can play spot the difference then with R1CHY's photo!!

I thought you had already been sent a pic, and had proudly put it up as your avatar like a trophy

[ad172]

Or even a photo which I am determined to get !!!   We can play spot the difference then with R1CHY's photo!!

I thought you had already been sent a pic, and had proudly put it up as your avatar like a trophy

[johnnym1]

definatley agree with the theory about looking like their mums in 20/30 years, on a serious note, you need to reply with something like: "Your mum is such a tinker, and quite a looker too, how about a threesome?" Short and sweet, works every time! No i think you need to up the anti a bit an see if she is dirty, after her next msg send her back "think you should send me a picture, i'll let you choose what it's a picture of" that decides how dirty they are, i've done it a few times an got mixed responses, one sent me a picture of her cat (never spoke to her again) and others sent their naked bodies

[Richy]

Adam did she say where she is from edit.. Johnny Tinker in Wales means Pikey!! I dont think she'll go for that

Edited by R1CHY, 27 July 2005 - 03:01 PM.

[ad172]

Adam did she say where she is from

Not yet - I'll be finding that out on the next instalment

- hang on here it is

- one moment please!!!

[walkes]

I think someone is setting you up

[Richy]

Adam did she say where she is from

Not yet - I'll be finding that out on the next instalment

- hang on here it is

- one moment please!!!

please say Swansea please say Swansea

[johnnym1]

possibly not tho as it could be a big fat ginger ugly bird (not that there's anything wrong with them-i love them!), we'll see how it turns out

[ad172]

I think someone is setting you up

Yeah but it is funnt though!!!

Response was not great!

'Yes that's right,(25, blonde, teacher) so tell me a little about yourself!

How boring. I was expecting - so are you going to come around and sort me and my mother out!!!!

Lets find out where she is from!!

[Smiler]

'Yes that's right,(25, blonde, teacher) so tell me a little about yourself!

OH Yawn!!!.....

[Richy]

I think someone is setting you up

Yeah but it is funnt though!!!

Response was not great!

'Yes that's right,(25, blonde, teacher) so tell me a little about yourself!

How boring. I was expecting - so are you going to come around and sort me and my mother out!!!!

Lets find out where she is from!!

Your new Response Adam should be...


Well as you know my name is Adam im very handsome, i have lots of money and im hung like a donkey.......
[Im also a compulsive liar see above]

Do you know a guy called Richy

Edited by R1CHY, 27 July 2005 - 03:19 PM.

[ad172]

Well I've sent back a response 'Well I got your mum's seal of approval so I'll let her fill you in (subtly introducing the mother into the equation ) So where are you from?' Her: 'I'm from the Heath in Cardiff(Sorry R1CHY), what about you? My Mum's not home yet, so how old are you, what's your job etc?' All this and she doesn't even know my name!!!

Edited by ad172, 27 July 2005 - 03:21 PM.

[walkes]

Send her a note asking her On a scale of 1 to 10 how good looking are you?

[ad172]

Very dangerous asking that. If she is full of her self then that is not good. Likewise if she has low self-esteem, and lets be honest if your mum is arranging dates for you that is a possibility, then she may under-rate herself!!!

[Richy]

Thank fook she didnt say ''im from Splott'' Heath aint a bad place Walkes her response to that would be...''Scales....I didnt know the numbers went down as low as 10''......

[ad172]

Well the positive thing about Splott is that she would be filthy stinking!! Or Gargle on the other scale that we devised