Strangest Thing Just Happened To Me!
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, Jul 27 2005 10:38 AM
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Posted 03 August 2005 - 07:43 AM
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Posted 03 August 2005 - 07:58 AM
word of warning, this may make me sound a bit gay 
, but i'll post it anyway. in the style of not being able to control my mouth 
a few months ago i posted about my blast from the past that i'd revisited, this being the bird i had been engaged to at uni that i went to see in a 'hi-fidelity; what does it all mean' moment.
anyway, when i initially pulled her back in the day and discovered that she had boobies that 'weren't all her own work' i was well happy and thinking that i'd never see her again, oh my, i'm really letting myself down with this post aren't i (?), i blabbed to my mates about them.
two months later and i'm seeing her, she'd become my bird by this time and she still didn't know what my mates knew. they therefore knew more about her 'improved' anatomy than:
1) her dad
2) her housemates
3) most of her friends other than her best mates.
eventually i had to tell her what i'd done (the guilt was killing me).
she didn't seem too p1ssed off.
when she went home she locked herself in her room and cried alone for ages. as none of her housemates knew about her op she had to keep the upset to herself.
this made me feel awful (i'm cringing just thinking about it now).
therefore, in the least sanctimonious and preachey way possible, just be careful you don't 'share' to much to early on (says i ).
just a thought
my god this post makes me sound
i await my 
ing
edit: god i sound self- righteous, can a mod delete this post. i really should learn when to shut the fcuk up
, but i'll post it anyway. in the style of not being able to control my mouth
a few months ago i posted about my blast from the past that i'd revisited, this being the bird i had been engaged to at uni that i went to see in a 'hi-fidelity; what does it all mean' moment.
anyway, when i initially pulled her back in the day and discovered that she had boobies that 'weren't all her own work' i was well happy and thinking that i'd never see her again, oh my, i'm really letting myself down with this post aren't i (?), i blabbed to my mates about them.
two months later and i'm seeing her, she'd become my bird by this time and she still didn't know what my mates knew. they therefore knew more about her 'improved' anatomy than:
1) her dad
2) her housemates
3) most of her friends other than her best mates.
eventually i had to tell her what i'd done (the guilt was killing me).
she didn't seem too p1ssed off.
when she went home she locked herself in her room and cried alone for ages. as none of her housemates knew about her op she had to keep the upset to herself.
this made me feel awful (i'm cringing just thinking about it now).
therefore, in the least sanctimonious and preachey way possible, just be careful you don't 'share' to much to early on (says i ).
just a thought
my god this post makes me sound
i await my ing
edit: god i sound self- righteous, can a mod delete this post. i really should learn when to shut the fcuk up
Edited by AntB, 03 August 2005 - 08:01 AM.
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Posted 03 August 2005 - 08:10 AM
Point taken Ant. You are right she could be an absolute stunner and I'll regret doing all this. Fact is I know it is more likely that she is not!!!! For anyone that knows me I'm always game for a laugh and I think this one will be quite amusing!!
Besides I think there is too much interest in this one now to stop !!
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Posted 03 August 2005 - 08:13 AM
cheers ad, reassures me that i haven't made myself sound like a c0ck
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Posted 03 August 2005 - 08:25 AM
Good point Ant!
.....but AntB in "keeping things to himself shocker" 
...Sorry couldn't resist ! 
...Sorry couldn't resist !
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Posted 03 August 2005 - 08:32 AM
fcuk it, there are worse skeletons in some people closet than the stupid things i've done.Good point Ant!
.....but AntB in "keeping things to himself shocker"
...Sorry couldn't resist !
plus, if i keep forgetting to check the 'uk meets and events' board i'll never meet most of you lot, so my shame will be contained
i've only made half a meet in nearly a year with the vx
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Posted 03 August 2005 - 08:41 AM
Can someone arrange some paparazzi style photos?
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Posted 03 August 2005 - 08:48 AM
That's well funny!!!Can someone arrange some paparazzi style photos?
What's ExJagMan up to?? 
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Posted 03 August 2005 - 10:07 AM
when i initially pulled her back in the day and discovered that she had boobies that 'weren't all her own work' i was well happy and thinking that i'd never see her again, oh my, i'm really letting myself down with this post aren't i (?), i blabbed to my mates about them.
two months later and i'm seeing her, she'd become my bird by this time and she still didn't know what my mates knew. they therefore knew more about her 'improved' anatomy than:
1) her dad
2) her housemates
3) most of her friends other than her best mates.
eventually i had to tell her what i'd done (the guilt was killing me).
she didn't seem too p1ssed off.
when she went home she locked herself in her room and cried alone for ages. as none of her housemates knew about her op she had to keep the upset to herself.
this made me feel awful (i'm cringing just thinking about it now).
my god this post makes me sound
She wants to get her act together....She's only got false tits!!!....What the fook is she sniveling about!!
, its not like you went around telling everyone she a hooker or summit! And as for you Ant [puts head in hands]...What do you feel awful about?
So you made her cry... BIG deal!!
You wana sort yourself out and stop talking like a girl!!.......
Pull your socks up man!
Your giving adam ideas and letting the side down!
Its a good thing Adam doesnt give a fcuk...otherwise id be sitting here reading about suspension
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Posted 03 August 2005 - 10:33 AM
>>thread hijack<<
apologies for having a conscience R1CHY. i know that you meant the comments in good humour but although i disagree with your sentiment i'm not going to bother justifying whether my feeling regret was 'blokey' or not.
i think i just thought that although women sometimes enjoy being treated like a 'piece of meat' (if you find the right one ) it's good to keep a perspective on things, er what am i talking about they've not even met yet .
look, there was a point in there somewhere.
as for the not telling everyone she was a hooker, i did hear back that it had got round i was shagging a porn star! (nothing to do with me, but i didn't get a chance to deny it 
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good value
) it's good to keep a perspective on things, er what am i talking about they've not even met yet .
look, there was a point in there somewhere.
as for the not telling everyone she was a hooker, i did hear back that it had got round i was shagging a porn star! (nothing to do with me, but i didn't get a chance to deny it )
good value
Edited by AntB, 03 August 2005 - 10:55 AM.
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Posted 03 August 2005 - 02:32 PM
I thought you were meeting this monday ?
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Posted 03 August 2005 - 02:50 PM
Mungo off Pistonheads was going on about a new "hot date" so his mates found out where they were meeting, hid and took Paparazzi style shots of them without either of them knowing and posted them on the forumThat's well funny!!!Can someone arrange some paparazzi style photos?
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Posted 03 August 2005 - 03:01 PM
Well it went a bit quiet and I thought I was getting blown out. Anyway she text me again on Monday and she hasn't stopped!!!I thought you were meeting this monday ?
It's quite amusing, she has just sent me a text message as follows.
Life isn't all rock and roll, I'm now doing the ironing!!(Sounds like she is trained already
) Will you do me a favour and tell me what you look like? My mum is now worried that you are not the bloke she saw and i've been texting a short, fat bald fella!!This is well amusing. I've never been described as that before!!!!
Come on then How should I respond???
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Posted 03 August 2005 - 03:12 PM
Been watching this thread for a while.
Text her back saying your Short, not too fat and bald........
Then quickly add.
Not really....
At least she'll know you've got a sense of humour.
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Posted 03 August 2005 - 03:18 PM
I rekon that if she's worried about how you look.. she's not worried about how she looks..
I also doubt she thinks your short fat n bald.. wouldn't risk insulting you and is just having a joke. Maybe she's trying to find out what you think of yourself... if your vain..
just reply.. " I'm me, wait and see "
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Posted 03 August 2005 - 03:23 PM
sounds very normal, if she's fit i reckon you're on to a winner!Life isn't all rock and roll, I'm now doing the ironing!!(Sounds like she is trained already
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Posted 03 August 2005 - 03:26 PM
Yup, I'd say that's a good ideaBeen watching this thread for a while.
Text her back saying your Short, not too fat and bald........
Then quickly add.
Not really....
At least she'll know you've got a sense of humour.
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Posted 03 August 2005 - 03:26 PM
I've been following the thread BTW, and it just occurred to me that you might have been stitched up by somebody from this forum.
Wouldn't have been too difficult to get some woman to say her daughter wanted a date would it...
In actual fact you haven't been texting a girl it's R1CHY's other mobile so be careful what you say, becuase it's all going to end up on here...
Now are you feeling Paranoid ?
BTW, and it just occurred to me that you might have been stitched up by somebody from this forum.
Wouldn't have been too difficult to get some woman to say her daughter wanted a date would it...
In actual fact you haven't been texting a girl it's R1CHY's other mobile so be careful what you say, becuase it's all going to end up on here...
Now are you feeling Paranoid ?
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Posted 03 August 2005 - 03:26 PM
Adam you have a picture message on your phone
check out the teeth.... ..........Feel free to use it
check out the teeth....
..........Feel free to use it
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Posted 03 August 2005 - 03:28 PM
Should we tell him now guys?
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