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#221 Guest_skiddo (Guest)

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Posted 22 February 2004 - 05:17 PM

the kids one lou. and btw it's spelling bee b.e.e. ding! :P :lol:

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Posted 22 February 2004 - 05:17 PM

Shrek - Cool

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Posted 22 February 2004 - 05:35 PM

the kids one lou. and btw it's spelling bee b.e.e. ding! :P :lol:

:P Cheeky

Dungeons of Desire - porntastic :lol: :lol: :lol:

Couldn't sleep last night so I went down and watched a bit of Sky Movies, this was on so I pressed info to see what it was about "time travelling adventure", so I thought could be good.

It was a bloody porno :lol:

I can now say that I have watched a Porn Flick. :lol:

BTW if anyone is interested in the plotline, it was about a time travelling threesome (did end in a foursome :rolleyes: ), who can only get to where there going by unlocking the time travelling chastity belt. Great Plot.

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Posted 22 February 2004 - 05:47 PM

is it one of those porn films where you never actually see any genitalia? i hate that. i'm thinking of pitching this idea to a tv company. it's basically a cookery programme - but you never actually quite see the food. the camera cuts away at the last moment every shot - talk about teasing sensation. bad idea? then what the fcuk gave them the idea that porno where you never quite see anything was actually worth doing, ffs. the world i live in is mental.

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Posted 22 February 2004 - 05:51 PM

You saw balls (how can I put that without sounding so abrupt):lol: And the ladies where full frontal :lol: Thats about it though ;) I had to keep flicking between that and Magnum cause it was that embarrassing. The dialogue I mean ;)

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Posted 22 February 2004 - 10:36 PM

all the real girls - refreshing

almost put antidote. but it really is a refreshing piece of film making. beautifully shot, low budget, story led, depth in characters, difficult, rewarding, deep.

so much of what we see so little of in filmaking these days. bravo, i say. well done.

as a little aside note for those who watched the good girl - you remember the other make up girl cheryl - she's the female lead - stunning in this too.

thank fcuk for stuff like this. prolly cost as much to make as the first 5 minutes of the extraordinary nonsense of gentlemen - which is kinda nice, because that was all i could stomach of that. :)

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Posted 22 February 2004 - 11:05 PM

Orgasmo - Superb

(got to get a cock-rocket)

www.geocities.com/jrgdawg/breviews/orgazmo.html

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Posted 25 February 2004 - 01:40 PM

Slightly off topic but still on the theme of film reviews. How can you be sure that the film you are going to see isn't going to corrupt you. Have you got a complete analysis of the film's content with reference to insolence, violence, sex, hate, drugs, alcohol, murder and other offensive things? Well, now you have.

I'm sorry but people who think that Lassie Come Home should actually have been given an R rating must have something wrong with them.

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Posted 25 February 2004 - 11:53 PM

jurassic park 3 (TV) forgettable

freddy vs. jason hysterical! :lol: (for the genre fans only... :rolleyes: )

#230 Guest_skiddo (Guest)

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Posted 26 February 2004 - 12:11 PM

jim. where do you find this stuff?. that is a very, very scarey website.


btb.


intolerable cruelty - brilliant. :lol:

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Posted 26 February 2004 - 12:48 PM

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: Extraordinarilyshite

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Posted 26 February 2004 - 02:24 PM

Have you got a complete analysis of the film's content with reference to insolence, violence, sex, hate, drugs, alcohol, murder and other offensive things? Well, now you have.

O M G.

Not exactly Empire Magazine is it :o I'm afraid I did see Zoolander and I don't remember any of that going on.

Mixed in with these subplots at nearly every opportunity is ignominy [James 1:21, 2Pet. 2:18, Ps. 12:8]. Many uses of the three/four letter word vocabulary plus God's name in vain with and without the four letter expletive [Col. 3:8]. A picture of a homosexual orgy [1Pet. 4:3, 1Cor. 6:9-10]. Vulgar talk [Eph. 5:4], vulgar gestures, and vulgar display such as that of an animated male erection under a sheet [Ezek. 23:27]. Even group sex with hidden nudity [1Pet. 4:3]. Inappropriate touch, bitter rejection of a father by a son [Prov. 20:20], talk of illegal drug use and homosexual suggestion [Rom. 1:26 - 31] complicate the fitness of this 83 minute PG-13 flick. As is typical of PG-13 movies nowadays, the sheer volume of unacceptable behaviors of "lesser offense" give this film an envelope equivalent to a lite R-rated movie, thus an "R-13."


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Posted 26 February 2004 - 02:36 PM

Jim, you're a star. This stuff is brilliant! :D This is the Italian Job. "one use of the most foul of the foul words" (Have they been reading the other thread?) "massive tattoos" LOL :lol: 27 uses of the three/four letter word vocabulary one use of the most foul of the foul words filth in background song vulgar gesture, repeatedly lies, repeatedly massive tattoos facial piercing vulgar euphemism lauding/glorifying crime

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Posted 26 February 2004 - 02:44 PM

ian - that has to be the remake surely? ooo! i just thought a good one to look up - back in a minute...

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Posted 26 February 2004 - 02:45 PM

ian - that has to be the remake surely?

Yes, I don't remember Michael Caine calling anyone a cnut.

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Posted 26 February 2004 - 02:51 PM

strange. nothing for the last temptation of christ, the life of brian or the exorsist. class review of monster's ball - it'd make me wanna watch it. bloody hell derailing the thread now. sorry.

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Posted 26 February 2004 - 02:59 PM

Very puzzled by the lack of LoB. However, they do say that Doug's First Movie contains satanic imagery.

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Posted 26 February 2004 - 04:38 PM

that web site is class I love the description "gaping mouth kissing and licking kissing" "suggestive eye movements" what plannet are they on??? lol

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Posted 27 February 2004 - 01:08 PM

strange. nothing for the last temptation of christ, the life of brian or the exorsist.

class review of monster's ball - it'd make me wanna watch it.


bloody hell derailing the thread now. sorry.

you havern't seen monster's ball?!? :o :o
go get it right now!! :D

...the sex scene alone is worth it.... :P Posted Image

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Posted 27 February 2004 - 01:10 PM

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