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#541 streetboy

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Posted 31 August 2004 - 04:43 PM

gothika - godawful thumbsdown

Hale Berry makes some shite movies, doesn't she! Only one scary scene amongst dozens of rubbish ones.

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Posted 31 August 2004 - 04:48 PM

gothika - godawful thumbsdown

Hale Berry makes some shite movies, doesn't she! Only one scary scene amongst dozens of rubbish ones.

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Totally agree,

After all the hype i was expecting a bit of a classic.


And yep hale berry has done some sh*t films but i think this is defo Top of the Plops.

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Posted 31 August 2004 - 04:48 PM

Starsky and Hutch -  :unsure:

How fat did Chris Penn get? :o That's pretty much all I took from that film.

Fair old difference from Willard in Footloose eh? I remember being amazed in Rush Hour when I saw how fat he'd gotten.

I know!!! :blink:

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Posted 31 August 2004 - 04:53 PM

the village - terrible

The worst movie I've ever seen. Started really well but ended so terribly that I left the cinema feeling angry and insulted.

When the 'clever' twist comes it removes any previously meaning from the story and leaves you feeling bemused and a little pissed off. The whole thing switches from a suspense filled horror story to a wanky yank flick. And I wasn't impressed. :angry:

And watch out for the boom microphone constantly coming into shot at the top left of the screen!

fcuking awful!

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Posted 31 August 2004 - 06:34 PM

Bourne Supremacy - kickasstastic!!

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Posted 01 September 2004 - 06:46 AM

SFW - NBK

What twat decided to put this on at three in morning?

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Posted 01 September 2004 - 09:45 AM

SFW - NBK

What twat decided to put this on at three in morning?

I thought you didn't have a TV?

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Posted 01 September 2004 - 09:55 AM

I don't. I was staying somewhere in Northern Ireland at the time. Always trying to trip me up. You lot are worse than TV Licensing.

Edited by JimH, 01 September 2004 - 09:56 AM.


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Posted 01 September 2004 - 03:51 PM

[b]Alien vs Predator - naff  thumbsdown

I was hoping that would be good :(

Me too! :( TT is it not even worth the £7.25 cinema ticket?

Don't be too disappointed - I am not a a sci-fi fan..... my housemates thought it was fine, so most people will probably like it

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Posted 01 September 2004 - 03:52 PM

I don't. I was staying somewhere in Northern Ireland at the time.

Always trying to trip me up. You lot are worse than TV Licensing.

Do you have an alibi for this Jim?

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Posted 04 September 2004 - 08:07 PM

the rules of attraction crude

a pointless display of excesses.... thumbsdown

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Posted 04 September 2004 - 10:30 PM

I, Robot - Enjoyable thumbsup

Lost In Translation - Thoughful thumbsup


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Posted 05 September 2004 - 07:52 PM

open range excellent (a-la "unforgiven")

spider-man entertaining thumbsup

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Posted 05 September 2004 - 08:01 PM

How fat did Chris Penn get?

talking about fat people.... I've seen quentin Tarantino in Venezia....he turned incredibly OBESE!!! :blink:
was he like that before? :unsure:
IIRC he was pretty slender....

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Posted 05 September 2004 - 11:04 PM

shaun of the dead - sidesplitting :lol: Just finished watching it, great film thumbsup

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Posted 06 September 2004 - 06:36 AM

Cronnicles of Riddick - s'ok.

Shaun of the Dead - hilarious

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Posted 06 September 2004 - 09:55 AM

dawn of the dead (remake) classic!! thumbsup B)

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Posted 06 September 2004 - 10:00 AM

Shaun of the Dead - hilarious

I'd largely agree apart from the last 20 mins or so which is drivel (which seems to be the standard for any British film at the moment.

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Posted 06 September 2004 - 11:32 AM

Passion of the Christ - Emotionally harrowing (Girlfriend was in tears most of the movie, never been to church in her life) and seriously Anti semitic Butterfly Affect - Awesome, in suspense till the last minute Hellboy - Great fun, way a superhero movie should be.

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Posted 06 September 2004 - 11:39 AM

the rules of attraction crude

a pointless display of excesses.... thumbsdown

And what's wrong with that exactly? :blink:




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