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#1161 Mackem

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Posted 24 January 2006 - 10:00 AM

Man On Fire - Brutal  :9mm:

Good though eh?

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#1162 Mackem

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Posted 24 January 2006 - 10:07 AM

Jarhead - non-descript

it's getting such conflicting reviews where ever you look.


all about my mother - superb.

Ajussi - Overall it was worth seeing imo, but I felt a bit dissappointed as I'd read some really positive reviews too, which might have just made my expectations too high.

Didn't help that I went on friday night - full of muppets in the cinema :beat:

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Posted 24 January 2006 - 10:07 AM

brokeback mountain - dull.

and not just a little bit really dull.

I must admit, at one point I thought 'I don't really care what happens now and it wouldn't bother me if I missed the rest of the film'. Slow

The Mexican - El-Camino! Imnotworthy

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Posted 24 January 2006 - 10:27 AM

Jarhead - non-descript

it's getting such conflicting reviews where ever you look.


I must say, it was one of the worst films ive seen i a long time :( Closely followed by flightplan.

If you have seen Platoon and Full-metal-jacket, then there is really no reason to watch Jarhead, the film constantly rips the fore-mentioned off.. :( :(


One difference between, is that two are set in the jungle one is set in the desert.. there was no action, the only action i saw that night was a blonde three seats down fall over while getting up to go to the loo :P

Crap film!

If anyone wants to watch a great war film get Black hawk down... or Band of brothers..at least they are original thumbsup

Edited by R1CHY, 24 January 2006 - 10:28 AM.


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Posted 24 January 2006 - 10:32 AM

memoires of a geisha: Cinematographicly beautifull, long and fairly boring in all other aspects

one word movie review? ah, one scentence movie review.

Edited by JamesGray, 24 January 2006 - 12:14 PM.


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Posted 24 January 2006 - 11:14 AM

The Island

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Posted 30 January 2006 - 03:45 PM

Napoleon Dynamite - Wasted

As in what I did with the hour that I managed to watch this sh*t and what you would have to be to find this pedestrian drivel funny.

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Posted 30 January 2006 - 03:47 PM

Brokeback mountain: homoesexual but Keith Ledger is a briliant actor in it. BTW, got dragged there by the GF :rolleyes:

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Posted 30 January 2006 - 05:50 PM

Keith Ledger is a briliant actor in it.

Is that Heath's cockney bruvva?

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Posted 30 January 2006 - 05:50 PM

If anyone wants to watch a great war film get Black hawk down... or Band of brothers..at least they are original thumbsup

Three Kings too thumbsup

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Posted 30 January 2006 - 05:54 PM

The Dukes of Hazard - Conflict

I really didn't want to watch this, as I have such fond memories of the original, and actually still enjoy watching it on Bravo etc.

I guess it's probably a good thing that it was quite far removed from the original, then you cant really compare them. Not exactly groundbreaking cinema but I found it funny and this is one-word movie reviews not film reviews :D

Edited by caleebra, 30 January 2006 - 05:55 PM.


#1172 ajussi

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Posted 30 January 2006 - 06:39 PM

best war movie in ages see brotherhood.

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Posted 30 January 2006 - 06:48 PM

Underworld Evo action-packed

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Posted 30 January 2006 - 10:59 PM

Red Eye - bindun thumbsdown

agreed. convoluted. shite.


i hope brian cox isn't ill. he seemed to have lost tons of weight in this turd of a movie...

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Posted 31 January 2006 - 01:02 AM

She's all that -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :angry:

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Posted 03 February 2006 - 11:28 PM

cinderella man - quicksand...

it's a guilty pleasure movie...

fcuk richie cunningham!

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Posted 04 February 2006 - 11:09 AM

She's all that -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :angry:

:lol:

Thats the only DVD the ex left behind when i kicked her out...

For the love of god WHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!


Serenity- fresh

Stealth - crap

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Posted 04 February 2006 - 11:45 AM

Dogville Dogshite
Virgin Suicides Melodramatic although it was well shot oh and most importantly Kirsten Dunst Imnotworthy
One night at McCools Yawn but Liv Tyler babe alert Imnotworthy

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Posted 06 February 2006 - 08:15 AM

four brothers - awful.

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Posted 06 February 2006 - 03:46 PM

cinderella man - quicksand...

it's a guilty pleasure movie...

fcuk richie cunningham!


:lol:

I thought you'd love it ;) Did you not think the fight scenes were ace though?? I'm surprised Crowe wasn't even nom'd for an Oscar :o




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