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[Shep]

My Sister went to school with Alex Chung. I was thinking amanda lamb myself as the thread opened

[vx_tigger]

Trevor McDonald

[laidback50]

I must say that pic of Lara Lewington is impressive ............................. well, it impressed me ! THE choice though, surely, has to be Suzi Perry. Graham.

[fluffy]

Sarah Beeny: Love the phrase "smash her through the headboard".

I'll add this prime bintage:

Amanda the jetsetter


Rachel the gardener:

Lee you seem to pick Latino style women, any reason why , is this part of your Latin dancing obsession ?

Er... Lee, I have to ask, how come your current very lovely gf Hannah looks vaguely similar to both of them? Did you fancy these 2 before you met Hannah or after?

BTW I think both of them would still loom over you in the same way Hannah does!

Personally, I see nothing on TV I would like, however:
Zoe Ball always used to look good (about 10 years ago on saturday morning tv admittedly)
Holly wotsherface who presents the dancing on ice - I'd like a go at suitably corrupting her to get that inane grin off her face and replace it with a suitably horny "where's Ewan" type look

[Tolksee]

Well, my tastes are towards for the Latino look, so lo and behold I got myself a latino-ish looking girlfriednd!! Surely it's no real surprise that my girlfriend has the attributes that I like most!?! (Except massive tits Can't have everything....)

Yeah I fancied Rachel De Thame massively a few years ago, before I met Hannah, so when I saw Hannah for the first time, I thought to myself: "She's gorgeous, I MUST go out with her!!" (Even if she is 6ft something and I'm well... not!) If she looks halfway like a gorgeous celeb, is that really bad??! :-)

Holly whatserface has a MASSIVE arse. (Although I'm sure some guys like that)

OK then, for a non-latino girl, I nominate Cat Deeley for a quality game of hide the saussage:

Edited by Tolksee, 27 April 2007 - 06:04 PM.

[fluffy]

Look at it this way. Hannah has a brain. Celebs don't. End of. Anyway Holly does not have a big arse. She just has this really annoying tendency to wear really unflattering clothing. Plus with the "big hair" that has just a hint of 80's she looks bigger than she actually she is. Trust me, I've studied her on citv and dancing on ice and I reckon behind that sweet smiley girly charm is someone seriously in need of corrupting. It might take a while, but it'd be worth it! Grr! (excuse me got carried away... ) Cat Deeley used to look good, but well, she's a scouser isn't she? You'd give her a good seeing to, wake up the next morning and find she'd disappeared and made off with your wallet, car, and bread maker. Alexa chung? Hm, not bad. Much better than that bird that used to present T4 as she always seemed stoned. Finally one woman I would like to meet is that girl who was the leading woman in scary movie 2 & 3. She's either a very good actress or is actually that funny!

[TurboTomato]

Trust me, I've studied her on citv and dancing on ice and I reckon behind that sweet smiley girly charm is someone seriously in need of corrupting

Stalker alert!

[jasvxt]

QUOTE(fluffy @ Apr 27 2007, 15:53 ) "Trust me, I've studied her on CCTV and dancing on ice and I reckon behind that sweet smiley girly charm is someone seriously in need of corrupting" Oh yeah just spotted that worrying

[Dave E]

Can anyone remember the name of that young Irish presenter who used to present the gadget show .

Anyone remember in fact you would never forget her i can see her now just forgot the name

Definitely worth the expense of several headboards

Just cant remember the girls name HELP, anyone pics ideas etc shes a brunette BTW

Rs


Jas

Liz Bonnin is her name but she too needed her hamptons done

There's no accounting for taste but just for you....



Now go and enjoy that "special" few minuets that only a solitary man can


Ed

Edited by VXT'ED, 27 April 2007 - 09:49 PM.

[SAPD]

Alexa Chung

Yep I think Alexa would be a good laugh (and most probably a reet dorty hoor too ).
Plus, I think she is actually funny, it's just the scripts on that Ben Elton show are positively cringeworthy.

[jasvxt]

Can anyone remember the name of that young Irish presenter who used to present the gadget show .

Anyone remember in fact you would never forget her i can see her now just forgot the name

Definitely worth the expense of several headboards

Just cant remember the girls name HELP, anyone pics ideas etc shes a brunette BTW

Rs


Jas

Liz Bonnin is her name but she too needed her hamptons done

There's no accounting for taste but just for you....



Now go and enjoy that "special" few minuets that only a solitary man can


Ed

Thanks Ed

but thought she looked a lot nicer than that last time i saw her on tv oh well, back to the stalker drawing

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[Geebo]

Suzi Perry for me

[Timbo]

I cant fcuking link the picture but Konnie Huq, from Blue Frigging Peter, i would give her one all day long

[landy]

I cant fcuking link the picture but Konnie Huq, from Blue Frigging Peter, i would give her one all day long

Eeeeew Timbo, I think its the decency police that are stopping you showing konnie huq

Presenters that look like rodents is the next thread mate

[landy]

the blondie from blue peter is a fox though -  zoe_blog2_1_.jpg   40.16KB   7 downloads But if I had to choose it would be Fearne Cotton Oh yes I would ride her like sea biscuit  GS_Youthline_Fearne_Cotton_1006_1_.jpg   40.55KB   7 downloads

[XXX]

I cant fcuking link the picture but Konnie Huq, from Blue Frigging Peter, i would give her one all day long

I have to agree. Met Konnie Huq last year at Reading Festival - she is georgeous! Really friendly and a great laugh. Spent a few hours with her and her mates. I even lent her my mobile phone battery as hers had run out...what a gentleman, eh???

My son & Konnie....

[Ash]

DING, DING, DING, DING, DING!!!!!!! Konnie is so stunning!!!!!

[flamy]

i've had a long hard think about this, and now have some more contenders


Abi Titmuss:



Kelly Brook:



mtv's Amanda Bynes:



Carol Vorderman:



soccer am's Helen Chamberlain



Fearne Cotton:

[Spindoctor]

A thread like this wouldn't be complete without Jo. Personally, I'd make her the anchor on Newsnight.

[vx220na]

i've had a long hard w4nk over this, and now have some more contenders

mtv's Amanda Bynes:

Im cheap and do not have MTV so she is new to me but...... Ooooo Aye!!!!

Edited by vx220na, 29 April 2007 - 06:43 AM.