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[trixta]

Thats because he probably owns a lotus and is

no its because we works for a aston martin dealership that also sells lotus's pmsl btw just outa curiosity is there anyway of finding out if this guy actually sold this car or not?

[theotherjonnymac]

142,000 views on this thread. Must be a record?

[Accidentfreeinnit]

Greetings Mr Sir Imran (are you the former husband of Mrs Khan, Jemima - she was indeed a hotty) I am the nephew of Prince Um Bongo from Nigeria and am being interested in the car you have for sale at Great British pounds £20,000. I am prepared to pay you the sum of dollars for the vehicle My brother Drinkitindi Congo will collect the vehicle from you at a place of your choice, provided it passes a vehicle inspection - I have a preferred garage to do this - it's in Crawley; they specialise in customising bodywork and are an equal opportunities employer, they only employ dyslexics - perhaps you've heard of them ? We are also looking to but a BMW M3 but it must have no badges and we are prepared to buy both cars at full asking prices if you will accept a payment of £6,000 by Western Union Money Transfer from Lagos. The only thing that my bride, the 24 stone Princess Oompa Loompa requires is that she will be able to get into the car in the 24hr Tesco parking spaces, as the local wildlife safari Land Rovers park a bit close. Will she be able to squeeze her lovely big (I like 'em big) black ass into the car in these circumstances ? For your troubles, I am prepared to gift you a special kind of gift, a snake with t1ts, truly they are a rare animal with a forked tongue. If you ring the Palace and ask to be put through to the King Uhuhthanksverymuch, I am sure we can do business together. PS, neither car's been in any accidents has it, only I have had a bad experience with this before, and I had to send out some specially trained baboons with assegais to bring me back the bastard's head on a plate (which we ate and his skull is now used as a loo roll holder in the palace). Yours with the grace of a thousand truths and the hymen of a thousand virgins. Um.

[VXJON]

Thats because he probably owns a lotus and is

no its because we works for a aston martin dealership that also sells lotus's pmsl btw just outa curiosity is there anyway of finding out if this guy actually sold this car or not?

Is it Murrays Lotus in Edinburgh?

[so.simple]

Hi from the TrackdayCompany forum, in sunny Portugal!

Congratulations on the great detective work!

Edited by so.simple, 10 August 2007 - 06:33 PM.

[trixta]

Thats because he probably owns a lotus and is

no its because we works for a aston martin dealership that also sells lotus's pmsl btw just outa curiosity is there anyway of finding out if this guy actually sold this car or not?

Is it Murrays Lotus in Edinburgh?

no its stratton motor company nr norwich

[speedster]

no its because we works for a aston martin dealership that also sells lotus's pmsl

Edited by speedster, 10 August 2007 - 06:35 PM.

[trixta]

no its because we works for a aston martin dealership that also sells lotus's pmsl

so sorry for spaming your topic i'll just remove myself

[speedster]

no its because we works for a aston martin dealership that also sells lotus's pmsl

so sorry for spaming your topic i'll just remove myself

Yeah! You'd be better rather than making dumb remarks!

Edited by speedster, 10 August 2007 - 06:42 PM.

[Cleancutyoungman]

no its because we works for a aston martin dealership that also sells lotus's pmsl

so sorry for spaming your topic i'll just remove myself

Give it a few years and her other half will be selling the last few uncrashed VX's as they will be far rarer! If he's busy selling Aston's doesn't he have rich people to sycophant himself to?? (He's right, I'm very poor. I have to live exclusively on Tesco Value food so I can drive my poor man's Lotus!)

[Dazzler]

Sorry threadjack...

Imran I found your dog:


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[trixta]

no its because we works for a aston martin dealership that also sells lotus's pmsl

so sorry for spaming your topic i'll just remove myself

Give it a few years and her other half will be selling the last few uncrashed VX's as they will be far rarer! If he's busy selling Aston's doesn't he have rich people to sycophant himself to?? (He's right, I'm very poor. I have to live exclusively on Tesco Value food so I can drive my poor man's Lotus!)

ok for one i never said he sold aston martins for 2 it was a light hearted remark and im sorry you took it the wrong way

[Cleancutyoungman]

no its because we works for a aston martin dealership that also sells lotus's pmsl

so sorry for spaming your topic i'll just remove myself

Give it a few years and her other half will be selling the last few uncrashed VX's as they will be far rarer! If he's busy selling Aston's doesn't he have rich people to sycophant himself to?? (He's right, I'm very poor. I have to live exclusively on Tesco Value food so I can drive my poor man's Lotus!)

ok for one i never said he sold aston martins for 2 it was a light hearted remark and im sorry you took it the wrong way

I didn't take it any way - no worse than what we get from the boys at SELOC!

[trixta]

no its because we works for a aston martin dealership that also sells lotus's pmsl

so sorry for spaming your topic i'll just remove myself

Give it a few years and her other half will be selling the last few uncrashed VX's as they will be far rarer! If he's busy selling Aston's doesn't he have rich people to sycophant himself to?? (He's right, I'm very poor. I have to live exclusively on Tesco Value food so I can drive my poor man's Lotus!)

ok for one i never said he sold aston martins for 2 it was a light hearted remark and im sorry you took it the wrong way

I didn't take it any way - no worse than what we get from the boys at SELOC!

and if im honest i like the cars its better than mine anyway

[BIG DAVE MVOC]

Well one thing about this thread....... its brought alot of car clubs from around the world in for a and shows the power of the net as well vx200.org guys for letting it run........ best read in a long time........ I wonder how public this thread will get??? Tomorrows headlines . The Sport.......... Vxr no16 found in mint condition, never been raced, rallied or smashed being sold by Elvis Big D

[Cleancutyoungman]

Buy Imran's then - Never been rolled/crashed/repaired!

[CTR55]

Having spent a while reading through i feel this forum has been very harsh on imram.(from civictype-r.co.uk) Maybe he was selling a dodgy car but were is the proof. i hope if your car is honest then you sell your car without any troubles. if not then you will get your fingers burnt one day, all crooks generally do. The topic seemed to get abit pathetic IMHO. Best thing to with VXR Any how good luck with sale imram Steve

[Ekona]

Hi from the TrackdayCompany forum, in sunny Portugal!

Congratulations on the great detective work!

Carlos! Long time no see my friend!

Still got the Mk2 tubby?

[ImranVXR1]

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[quote name='trixta' post='624914' date='Aug 10 2007, 19:28 ']
[quote name='Timbo' post='624908' date='Aug 10 2007, 19:22 ']
Thats because he probably owns a lotus and is
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no its because we works for a aston martin dealership that also sells lotus's pmsl btw just outa curiosity is there anyway of finding out if this guy actually sold this car or not?
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The pics of the car on page 38 were taken outside his 'brothers' bodyshop today, so draw your own conclusions
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Maybe if you wasnt a little nobody and actually had a life, you would have walked into the place and asked to see the car rather than sneaky pics outside and thinking "wow im gonna post these on the web because im bad, eveyone will think im really clever for doing this". reality is you just another nobody with an empty life, you came all that way to take some pics of my car and gained what? all you had to do was phone me and id have told you the car is still with me. But i suppose if you have nothing else to do in life then i dont blame you, i feel for you but dont blame you. PS it was a Nissan Skyline not a Silvia, maybe you need to look a little closer

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