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[DanBridport]

I went shopping with the girlfriend on Saturday and normally when she shops its a squeeze anyway to fit all the shoes and handbags in the boot, but she had promised it was just a dress she was looking for!! so firstly i agreed to go and as it was a nice day and was promised it was only a dress i took the vx. As we walked in to Debenhams she went off to look for a dress and like any loving boyfriend would i left her to it, as i was walking around i noticed a 6 foot mannequin for sale, now as i have a Stormtrooper outfit sat at home and id been looking for ages now i knew this was to good a chance to miss, so i quickly paid for it ran it out to the car a placed it in the passenger seat, and quickly returned to my unaware girlfriend just in time to tell her how lovely she looked in that dress ( get in the good books ) So after what now felt like the whole day shopping we returned to the car park...... I think her words were "what the F**k is that!!" I tried to explain how it was too good an opportunity to miss out on, but for some strange reason she didnt seem to understand where i was coming from (girls!!) So after about 15 mins of shouting at me and realising that it was her only option as we were 40 miles from home she squeezed herself in under the 6 foot mannequin. All i can say is she didnt speak to me all the way home, but every time i looked over and saw this big white bum in her face i couldnt help chuckling to myself

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Edited by DanBridport, 11 September 2007 - 08:20 PM.

[Mr Small]

lmfao

[loopylou]

PMSL picture with your girlfriend and the mannequin would be good though!!! edit - I mean sitting in the car, not doing anything else!!

Edited by loopylou, 11 September 2007 - 07:51 PM.

[mandarinvx]

picture with your girlfriend and the mannequin would be good though!!!

and a piccy of the fully kitted out Stormtrooper

[XXX]

Nice one! Tell your g/f that she is lucky it wasn't facing the other way round! I take it the head is in the boot.......

[DanBridport]

PMSL



picture with your girlfriend and the mannequin would be good though!!!


edit - I mean sitting in the car, not doing anything else!!

I was in enough trouble as it was mate she wasnt feeling in photogenic mood by the time we got home.
I did have a few kids in cars taking pics on there phones as i over took them

picture with your girlfriend and the mannequin would be good though!!!

and a piccy of the fully kitted out Stormtrooper

I havnt dressed him yet, at the moment he his busy practicing for his band!!!

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Edited by DanBridport, 11 September 2007 - 08:03 PM.

[JawZ]

allow me to LOL

[Crazyfrog (Fab)]

[Mr Small]

PMSL



picture with your girlfriend and the mannequin would be good though!!!


edit - I mean sitting in the car, not doing anything else!!

I was in enough trouble as it was mate she was feeling in photogenic mood by the time we got home.
I did have a few kids in cars taking pics on there phones as i over took them

picture with your girlfriend and the mannequin would be good though!!!

and a piccy of the fully kitted out Stormtrooper

I havnt dressed him yet, at the moment he his busy practicing for his band!!!

youre off your rocker dude!!!!!!





first there was the cadbury ad with the gorilla playing the drums. now theres a storm trooper banging out some beats.

[SAPD]

ROFL, good work dude My girlfriend wouldn't speak to me for a week if I pulled a stunt like that! (hmm, actually, there's an idea...)

[Adam W]

lmao !!! great thread

[jasvxt]

[benw]

I thought my driving back from Homebase with a Lawn Rake sticking out the roof was impressive but clearly I have a lot to learn!!


By the way, lets not forget the original 'Stupid things in your car' pic....

Edited by benw, 11 September 2007 - 10:50 PM.

[theotherjonnymac]

Sorry to say that I still think the mattress I had on the front seat beats both. I need to do a reconstruction and post a photo

[gavrob]

Brilliant

[davemate]

i gave a lady from work a lift into town. my car is quite low and she said "it must get really annoying when it scrapes over every speed bump"- (it never has before you idiot), and she complained that the seats were too small and that there was no room. sod off you fat bitch- you have doubled the weight of my car and the acceleration was crap with you in it. you can damn well get a taxi home and never speak to me again. slightly linking in-that was the largest thing i have ever taken. probably about 17 stone!

Edited by davemate, 12 September 2007 - 08:17 AM.

[jazzyjeff]

now as i have a Stormtrooper outfit sat at home

Oh yes? And do you wear it on special occasions!!!?

JJ

[DanBridport]

now as i have a Stormtrooper outfit sat at home

Oh yes? And do you wear it on special occasions!!!?

JJ

Ive been known to now and again