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[VXJON]

Hell Scott you should have came along to last nights Killie Beer IV, kinda like fife with the inbreeding and spangles but you would have been fighting them off with a shitty stick

[Rachel H]

Must be a bummer being taken and chatted up

Can't remember the last time I’ve been chatted up my boobs were taken out and wined and dined last night.

[Yellow_or_black?]

You can go hang out with my single bloke mates with their sports cars and anything car related chats

I'm not butch!

Anyway - any of them cute, hmmm?

[LY_Scott]

Must be a bummer being taken and chatted up

Can't remember the last time I’ve been chatted up my boobs were taken out and wined and dined last night.

Your boobs were what?

Hell Scott you should have came along to last nights Killie Beer IV, kinda like fife with the inbreeding and spangles but you would have been fighting them off with a shitty stick rolleyes.gif

mate I don;t know how to take that I've got a mate from Kilwinning though so I've heard about the locals down that way, 14 toes and 3 bums and the likes.
He likes to go out in Kirkcaldy....says a lot.

Scott

Edited by LY055SCO, 10 August 2008 - 07:29 PM.

[AliM]

We've gotta swap social events then! You can go hang out with my single bloke mates with their sports cars and anything car related chats

H if you go, I'll be your wingmanwoman

[Yellow_or_black?]

We've gotta swap social events then! You can go hang out with my single bloke mates with their sports cars and anything car related chats

H if you go, I'll be your wingmanwoman

I can see we're going to have to be a bit more proactive about this Ali Suggestions?

[AliM]

We've gotta swap social events then! You can go hang out with my single bloke mates with their sports cars and anything car related chats

H if you go, I'll be your wingmanwoman

I can see we're going to have to be a bit more proactive about this Ali Suggestions?

Maybe we should just have done with it and put ourselves in the for sale and wanted section??? hahahaha

[Yellow_or_black?]

Perfect idea - written in the style of car ads

[Rachel H]

We've gotta swap social events then! You can go hang out with my single bloke mates with their sports cars and anything car related chats

H if you go, I'll be your wingmanwoman

I can see we're going to have to be a bit more proactive about this Ali Suggestions?

I like the wingwomen idea, do you get callsigns?

[AliM]

Perfect idea - written in the style of car ads

OK, sounds like a plan. I'm going to have a go at writing mine i'll post it up later

I like the wingwomen idea, do you get callsigns?

Yes I think we should, what shall we have?

[LY_Scott]

you guys already have callsigns....

[AliM]

you guys already have callsigns....

I think we need something a little more original than our actual names!

[Garry.L]

Perfect idea - written in the style of car ads

Do you mean........

How many owners you've had (Carefull or not)

How often were you serviced, ie once a year or by mileage.

Are you a Cat D (or DD)

Have you had any bodywork repaired or replaced

Do you have any modifications

Have you had your belts changed

Are you cheap to run and maintain (unlike most)..

[Yellow_or_black?]

I have too many things to do, and not enough desire to do them. Entertain us Scott. A highland fling in your best Y-fronts or summat...

[Yellow_or_black?]

you guys already have callsigns....

I think we need something a little more original than our actual names!

I hate to break it to you Al, but my parents didn't actually christen me 'Yellow or black'...I'm not like half Chinese and half Afro Carribean, in case you were wondering

Edited by Yellow_or_black?, 10 August 2008 - 08:16 PM.

[AliM]

lmao, I meant me and Rachel!!

Edited by AliM, 10 August 2008 - 08:20 PM.

[Yellow_or_black?]

I see you too are having time-warp weirdness on the forum - I thought it was just me...

[AliM]

I see you too are having time-warp weirdness on the forum - I thought it was just me...

ooo I just got flash backs to Friday night....."lets do the time warp again....." oh the shame

[LY_Scott]

I have too many things to do, and not enough desire to do them. Entertain us Scott. A highland fling in your best Y-fronts or summat...

Y fronts no, kilt yes.

Reminds me of new year at the Jam House into 2007. drunk with kilt on dancing to gawd knows what. It was quite disturbing the amount of women who felt the need to stick their hands up my kilt and grab my nuts. It was great lol. Then outside afterwards explaining to american and english tourists that no there are no underwear when you wear a kilt, then when asked to prove it we would..jesus man I'm such a classy guy.

Scott.

Edited by LY055SCO, 10 August 2008 - 08:31 PM.

[Yellow_or_black?]

jesus man I'm such a classy guy.

Reminds me of some in-depth market research we did on Princes Street, Edinburgh on Millenium NYE...Although no groping involved...

Man in a kilt - phwoargh...

Edited by Yellow_or_black?, 10 August 2008 - 08:36 PM.