She's a lesbian. And no, you aren't all that to make her switchPat Butcher?
I'd fooken try
or if I had a bit of a trim, I could fool her into thinking I was a lady with my tatty bo jangles and erm "strapon"
Who's The Sexiest?
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dannynewport
, Jan 15 2010 10:17 AM
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Posted 15 January 2010 - 06:35 PM
I'd fooken try
or if I had a bit of a trim, I could fool her into thinking I was a lady with my tatty bo jangles and erm "strapon"
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Posted 15 January 2010 - 06:36 PM
She's a lesbian. And no, you aren't all that to make her switchPat Butcher?
Now thats an appropriate smiley!!
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Posted 15 January 2010 - 06:37 PM
NO!Wrong wrong wrongI think my girlfriend is 12
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Posted 15 January 2010 - 06:40 PM
You do giggle like a girlor if I had a bit of a trim, I could fool her into thinking I was a lady with my tatty bo jangles and erm "strapon"
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Posted 15 January 2010 - 06:41 PM
You do giggle like a girlor if I had a bit of a trim, I could fool her into thinking I was a lady with my tatty bo jangles and erm "strapon"
there we go, perfect "lesbian"
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Posted 15 January 2010 - 06:46 PM
Jesus Christ, The Knobs, are you typing with your 'member' or what? It's been at least 5 minutes...
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Posted 15 January 2010 - 06:51 PM
Back to normal now.
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Posted 16 January 2010 - 11:26 PM
Probably busy rolling it back up to put away?Jesus Christ, The Knobs, are you typing with your 'member' or what? It's been at least 5 minutes...
On the subject of curvy women though, I defo prefer genuinely curvy women. For me it's all about the shape though, I find some size 18+ women attractive if they are the right shape i.e. not if they have skinny legs and a massive beer belly or something. A nice hourglass even pear shape does it for me
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Posted 16 January 2010 - 11:33 PM
Size 18 ? Thats three women rolled into one then !!!
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Posted 16 January 2010 - 11:50 PM
Yep, I'm pretty sure that's how womens' sizes work?Size 18 ? Thats three women rolled into one then !!!
I like my women to be x infinity larger than size 0 models
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Posted 17 January 2010 - 11:16 AM
No wonder you have below in your sig if you like big un's. 
If you are going to get in my car then please observe the rules: don't hit anything when opening the door, don't touch the windscreen surround, don't touch the roof, don't lean on the sill, don't scrape your shoes on anything, try not to wear the seat bolster or sill, don't scrape the sill with your trousers, don't pull on the door trim to shut it, don't slam the door, don't lean your right knee on the gear stick, don't rest your right foot where I rest my left foot, don't accidentally kick the bonnet release handle, and don't complain about the rules!
If you are going to get in my car then please observe the rules: don't hit anything when opening the door, don't touch the windscreen surround, don't touch the roof, don't lean on the sill, don't scrape your shoes on anything, try not to wear the seat bolster or sill, don't scrape the sill with your trousers, don't pull on the door trim to shut it, don't slam the door, don't lean your right knee on the gear stick, don't rest your right foot where I rest my left foot, don't accidentally kick the bonnet release handle, and don't complain about the rules!
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Posted 17 January 2010 - 11:29 AM
No wonder you have below in your sig if you like big un's.
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Posted 18 January 2010 - 05:31 PM
Alicia has way more class
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Posted 18 January 2010 - 05:41 PM
two words: Marisa Miller! 
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Posted 18 January 2010 - 05:54 PM
Alicia has way more class
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sans vx for now
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Posted 18 January 2010 - 06:09 PM
is this thread turning into a bit of this -
tv presenter thread
loads of people seem to be confused between uk/us lady sizes and I haven't got a clue either
tv presenter thread
loads of people seem to be confused between uk/us lady sizes and I haven't got a clue either
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Posted 18 January 2010 - 11:40 PM
I know I know.....Ok I'll get me coat
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