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[Big Steve]

2000 & Out


It is time. Please open a new window and play this in the background as you read
<>


Now the scene is set, I'll begin:


After 11 months and 2000 posts of unadulterated vacuousness, I'm checking out.

Don't get me wrong, I'm keeping the VX, but Big Steve has to end.

I turned 40. Conceived another kid. Made a lot of friends. Got air time in my bikini
and pissed a lot of people off. Probably the latter, mostly. Best of all, I was SPOTTED!

I've decided I need to stop being a jack ass and start acting my age,
so I won't be posting here any more. I'm going to adopt another ID and just
watch the site, posting sensibly and trying to contribute positively.

A few confessions, which are self evident, but for the record:

- I don't actually care about silver; I'm ambivilent toward it, but don't hate it.

- My wife was not an olympic shot putter named Astrid.

- I have never driven naked.

- I really don't like biscuit seats (even with the blue), but under other,
non-trolling circumstances would not care enough to post.

- I do hate Doncaster. And Leeds. But that's just based on my personal experiences. I'm certain
they are lovely places really. <yeah, right>

- I really would have liked to have found Elmo. I thought some of Elmo's posts were
both amusing and very original.



Cliffie - I secretly sooooo wanted Lightning McQueen - Gee - My little boy would
go nuts if I had that.

Wolfstone & Mrs Wolfstone - laughed plenty at the puns and the idea of you
both posting from separate rooms of the same house.

Nelly - Living proof that it's OK to be Welsh. Go figure.

Turbobob - Spammer and fellow Queen fan. Switch is rare for a reason, though mate. Sorry.

2.2_na - Quality randomness. Yes, I'm fat, Rob. But I could diet. You
will always resemble Carl Pilkington and will always have owned a silver car.

bbd - The beer chicken will be a family recipe handed down through the
family for time immemorial. Thank you.

Wannabee - The quiet man of the Essex crew. Keep on trucking.

Rob999 - Cooler than Clooney. Women desire him, men wish they could be him. Or the other
way round, possibly. Nice seats, anyway, mate.

Ali - Thank you for the intros and sticking up for me when Zoobeef called me a
ladybottom. He was right, by the way, but thank you.

Nev - Either you made up the bit about shagging liz hurley (making you an epic
troll and therefore a hero) or you shagged Liz Hurley (making you a love God
and therefore a hero). Either way: Party on dude!

Stuwy & Lizzy - Love you both - Good luck together!

JO4Y D - More spam please!

Goosenka - Genuinely funny and engaging guy. Pleasure to have spammed with you.

Fab - as above, with bizarre added Frenchness. Hope you get well soon, mate.

Artic Monkey - Your roof removal technique will live with me forever . You spelled Artic
wrong - unless you are a lorry, I suppose.

Boombang - Deaf on Stratford platform - fsking priceless! Laughed 'till I cried.

Thank you also to Techie, Slindborg (Clio, my arse), Joe589 (are you really old enough to drive?), Sutol,
SteveA and others for their genuine offers of help and free stuff posted to me.

Oh and whay-eye the Mangham54


Cheers people - I enjoyed posting here. Never did a web forum before, never will
again (well not to that extent).

Big Steve

[Sutol]

I give it a day

[Goosenka]

'Big Steve ', on 24 Oct 2011 - 8:00 PM, said:

2000 & Out


It is time. Please open a new window and play this in the background as you read
<>


Now the scene is set, I'll begin:


After 11 months and 2000 posts of unadulterated vacuousness, I'm checking out.

Don't get me wrong, I'm keeping the VX, but Big Steve has to end.

I turned 40. Conceived another kid. Made a lot of friends. Got air time in my bikini
and pissed a lot of people off. Probably the latter, mostly. Best of all, I was SPOTTED!

I've decided I need to stop being a jack ass and start acting my age,
so I won't be posting here any more. I'm going to adopt another ID and just
watch the site, posting sensibly and trying to contribute positively.

A few confessions, which are self evident, but for the record:

- I don't actually care about silver; I'm ambivilent toward it, but don't hate it.

- My wife was not an olympic shot putter named Astrid.

- I have never driven naked.

- I really don't like biscuit seats (even with the blue), but under other,
non-trolling circumstances would not care enough to post.

- I do hate Doncaster. And Leeds. But that's just based on my personal experiences. I'm certain
they are lovely places really. <yeah, right>

- I really would have liked to have found Elmo. I thought some of Elmo's posts were
both amusing and very original.



Cliffie - I secretly sooooo wanted Lightning McQueen - Gee - My little boy would
go nuts if I had that.

Wolfstone & Mrs Wolfstone - laughed plenty at the puns and the idea of you
both posting from separate rooms of the same house.

Nelly - Living proof that it's OK to be Welsh. Go figure.

Turbobob - Spammer and fellow Queen fan. Switch is rare for a reason, though mate. Sorry.

2.2_na - Quality randomness. Yes, I'm fat, Rob. But I could diet. You
will always resemble Carl Pilkington and will always have owned a silver car.

bbd - The beer chicken will be a family recipe handed down through the
family for time immemorial. Thank you.

Wannabee - The quiet man of the Essex crew. Keep on trucking.

Rob999 - Cooler than Clooney. Women desire him, men wish they could be him. Or the other
way round, possibly. Nice seats, anyway, mate.

Ali - Thank you for the intros and sticking up for me when Zoobeef called me a
ladybottom. He was right, by the way, but thank you.

Nev - Either you made up the bit about shagging liz hurley (making you an epic
troll and therefore a hero) or you shagged Liz Hurley (making you a love God
and therefore a hero). Either way: Party on dude!

Stuwy & Lizzy - Love you both - Good luck together!

JO4Y D - More spam please!

Goosenka - Genuinely funny and engaging guy. Pleasure to have spammed with you.

Fab - as above, with bizarre added Frenchness. Hope you get well soon, mate.

Artic Monkey - Your roof removal technique will live with me forever . You spelled Artic
wrong - unless you are a lorry, I suppose.

Boombang - Deaf on Stratford platform - fsking priceless! Laughed 'till I cried.

Thank you also to Techie, Slindborg (Clio, my arse), Joe589 (are you really old enough to drive?), Sutol,
SteveA and others for their genuine offers of help and free stuff posted to me.

Oh and whay-eye the Mangham54


Cheers people - I enjoyed posting here. Never did a web forum before, never will
again (well not to that extent).

Big Steve

You and I are gonna have fcking words tomorrow mr - btw good post

[XXX]

So we have gotta guess which newbie is Big Steve have we? That'll be interesting....

[rob999]

My monies on BigSteve2 Good postings BS ::

Edited by rob999, 24 October 2011 - 08:52 PM.

[iceman]

[Deleted Post]

Edited by iceman, 24 October 2011 - 09:15 PM.

[Zoobeef]

'Big Steve ', on 24 Oct 2011 - 8:00 PM, said:

Ali - Thank you for the intros and sticking up for me when Zoobeef called me a
ladybottom. He was right, by the way, but thank you.

I did what

But your wrong about Donny. My future wife may be around here somewhere. Especially as Ali keeps turning me down

[Wolfstone]

'Goosenka', on 24 Oct 2011 - 8:08 PM, said:

You and I are gonna have fcking words tomorrow mr - btw good post

Goose and I are (together) nearly as big as you. And Mrs W says I have to beat you up.

btw - Don't leave - your posts kept me sane when all around on the forum seemed to go bloody stupid.

btwbtw - Mrs W and I post from the same room.

[Graeme Lambert]

'Wolfstone', on 25 Oct 2011 - 11:46 AM, said:

btwbtw - Mrs W and I post from the same room.

Different corners of the same room though...

I'll join in with Wolfstone and Goose to beat you up if you leave though Steve!

G

[2.2_na]

...We'll see what happens Big (not that 3 inches is big) Steve.

[Andrew aka Stuwy]

[wanabee]

Not sure I actually believe this, but if by some strange reasoning it is true... Steve, this forum is only half the place without your posts. I have genuinely laughed out loud at some of you antics over the last few months. Essex needs you fella.

[mbes2]

Ive now checked 3 calendars.............its not April 1st........ Has someone called a Doctor?

[Andrew aka Stuwy]

'mbes2', on 25 Oct 2011 - 7:23 PM, said:

Ive now checked 3 calendars.............its not April 1st........

Has someone called a Doctor?

Will, where are you?

[Goosenka]

'Stuwy', on 25 Oct 2011 - 7:38 PM, said:

'mbes2', on 25 Oct 2011 - 7:23 PM, said:

Ive now checked 3 calendars.............its not April 1st........

Has someone called a Doctor?

Will, where are you?

All

It is with a heavy heart that I can report the rumours are true. This is NOT some elaborate spam joke.

Big Steve should be entered into the .org Hall of Fame as one of the greats.

It will be quiet on here without you bud

[ghand]

Big Fella Why the fcuk would you want to start acting your age !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????? I am 54 coming on 21 The day you start acting like an old man you are an old man. DONT grow old gracefully, I dont intend to. So get your ass back on hear,or grow old ,curl up and die,ish.(pipe and slippers) You are as old as you feel,mind you I feel 75ish at the mo but thats the The young guys need us old bastards to tell them how we did it and to see if they can get close So hope to hear from you soon G. (we need the leader of the silver bashing guys back)

Edited by ghand, 04 November 2011 - 09:58 PM.

[Goosenka]

'ghand', on 04 Nov 2011 - 9:48 PM, said:

Big Fella

Why the fcuk would you want to start acting your age !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????

I am 54 coming on 21

The day you start acting like an old man you are an old man.

DONT grow old gracefully, I dont intend to.

So get your ass back on hear,or grow old ,curl up and die,ish.(pipe and slippers)

You are as old as you feel,mind you I feel 75ish at the mo but thats the

The young guys need us old bastards to tell them how we did it and to see if they can get close

So hope to hear from you soon

G.

(we need the leader of the silver bashing guys back)

Dear Sir

You can come on as many 21 yr olds as you like but it wont help.

He is gone. Enjoy what was and look forward to the future.

Sorry

[ghand]

'Goosenka', on 04 Nov 2011 - 10:04 PM, said:

'ghand', on 04 Nov 2011 - 9:48 PM, said:

Big Fella

Why the fcuk would you want to start acting your age !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????

I am 54 coming on 21

The day you start acting like an old man you are an old man.

DONT grow old gracefully, I dont intend to.

So get your ass back on hear,or grow old ,curl up and die,ish.(pipe and slippers)

You are as old as you feel,mind you I feel 75ish at the mo but thats the

The young guys need us old bastards to tell them how we did it and to see if they can get close

So hope to hear from you soon

G.

(we need the leader of the silver bashing guys back)

Dear Sir

You can come on as many 21 yr olds as you like but it wont help.

He is gone. Enjoy what was and look forward to the future.

Sorry

Oh well his loss

Dont get it, But each to his own.

As long as he is happy,thats the main thing,as this is not a dress rehearsal.

I learned that a few times over the years.

Right a re fill needed


OOOps nearly forgot the thanks for that reply

[ghand]

'ghand', on 04 Nov 2011 - 10:20 PM, said:

'Goosenka', on 04 Nov 2011 - 10:04 PM, said:

'ghand', on 04 Nov 2011 - 9:48 PM, said:

Big Fella

Why the fcuk would you want to start acting your age !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????

I am 54 coming on 21

The day you start acting like an old man you are an old man.

DONT grow old gracefully, I dont intend to.

So get your ass back on hear,or grow old ,curl up and die,ish.(pipe and slippers)

You are as old as you feel,mind you I feel 75ish at the mo but thats the

The young guys need us old bastards to tell them how we did it and to see if they can get close

So hope to hear from you soon

G.

(we need the leader of the silver bashing guys back)

Dear Sir

You can come on as many 21 yr olds as you like but it wont help.

He is gone. Enjoy what was and look forward to the future.

Sorry

Oh well his loss

Dont get it, But each to his own.

As long as he is happy,thats the main thing,as this is not a dress rehearsal.

I learned that a few times over the years.

Right a re fill needed


OOOps nearly forgot the thanks for that reply

Forgot to say

The boring old bastard. What ever happened to " LIFE BEGINS AT FORTY "

[2.2_na]

'ghand', on 04 Nov 2011 - 10:20 PM, said:

OOOps nearly forgot the thanks for that reply

Haha