Sorry no way can a bloody Walrus jump. Well maybe 1.25 mm on a good day if it was a bloody fit Walrus that was into jumping and keep fit, you know a slim and muscular type of Walrus. Plus It may not be gay just slightly camp.
Thank the Lord they warned us!
I'd hate to be walking along the sea wall, minding my own business, only to be tusked into submission by a fishy fiend!
Pfft. African or European walrus, Gordon?